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[Ragtop]

No.. it's for real.. With shock pads and everything.

Fry the bar stuards...



The description is in German, so I've put it thru an online translator and got..

Module Marder defense for motor vehicles - M115 article no. M115

Marder defense for motor vehicles 12V = device to the installation in cars. Verjagt the Marder with high ultrasound sound and electric blows over Berührungsplättchen in the engine compartment, that with high voltage ca. 400...700V loaded are
(Only weak current pushes, that the Marder verjagen and do not kill). Very slight power requirement: ca. 1.3 wades.

The device produces with the incorporated Piezo-Kalotten-loudspeaker a high ultrasound sound that is avoided by the Mardern if possible.

Moreover 2 cables come are soldered out of the device, at each cable respectively 3 Plättchen. These Plättchen become on a high voltage of ca. 300 to 700 volts electronically loaded. This high voltage is stored in the device in a condenser.

If now the Marder creeps into the engine compartment of the car and touches the Autochassis or the motor block with the rear paws, and with one of the front paw one of this Hochspannungsplättchen touches, gets it a very strong electric blow. After that the high voltage drawer condenser is unloaded and lasts loaded is it a short time until the condenser with the high voltage again.

In this time, the Marder has the possibility to left the car fluchtartig. It does not lead therefore to a running Muskelverkrampfung, that the animal could kill. The Marder gets only a strong blow and has then the possibility to left the vehicle again

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Chrisie...

[Smit]

jesus christ

[JamieFRST]

How would you test it? throw a cat on the bonnet or something

[Chester Festa]

i want me one of those!! how much is it up 4? my comps fuzzled and wont let me on the site!

[Ragtop]

It's 28 euros Chester... Not bad.. !!

Not quite as severe as the African flame thrower, but I bet it's effective..


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Chrisie...

[Chester Festa]

so wots that in proper money then?

[Daniel]

Its 39 euros, which works out at £28

[JamieFRST]

Bargin! could have loadsa fun with that

[Daniel]

Wonder how legal it is in the UK tho, and how do you get in the car without getting a shock?!

[Ragtop]

Opps.. Sorry.. I meant, 39 Euro's OR £28..


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Chrisie...

[Chester Festa]

i rkn it wuld put a stop 2 nxt doors cat digging its claws in my nice paintwork!!!

cat kebab any1?

[Daniel]

I could imagine it now.....

You go shopping, some old bloke walks past your car getting to his, his coat touches the bodywork of your car.

ZZZZAAAAAPPPPPP

The old buggers pace maker has been fried, your car is now the ultimate killer!

I dont think ill get one of them.... thanks anyway....

[Chester Festa]

@ daniel!! serve the old cogger right for getting 2 close 2 ya car!!

[Daniel]

lol

[Ragtop]

Many moons ago there was a story in the papers about a bloke who had fitted an 'electric fence' type shocker under the door handles of his golf..

Well.. a car park attendant was checking cars were locked by pulling the handles (WHY... ) and got knocked off his feet by this Golf...

It was taken to court and the car owner got done for ABH..

I suppose it was on the 'outside' of the vehicle, so technically dangerous, but if you fitted the above alarm INSIDE... to the drivers seat, and or engine, they're already commiting an offense by being IN the car.. !?!?!

You'd probably still get done by the cops but it'd be worth it knowing that some 14yr old scumbag has 'DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE' tattoo'ed in his hand for evermore...


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Chrisie...