GAIN BHP CHEAP!

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GAIN BHP CHEAP!

Postby Dazza on Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:05 am

Yep, iv found this link that 'claims the above' :rolleyes:
But his one is ment to be alot different - to me it looks like a resistor in a box...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-FIESTA-FOCUS ... dZViewItem
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Postby andyleesy on Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:14 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
just shown my brother (who knows about electrical stuff more than i do)

'just looks like a resistor in a gloryfied box'

good analyse i suppose :D

i heard these do (despite saying they don't) ruin your engine?
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Postby andymac on Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:18 am

He does actually state "resistor/module" in the text so opening it up to find a 100ohm resistor in there shoudl come as no surprise. At least he's gone to the effort of badgeing up the boxes so the kevs think they've bought something worthwhile.
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Postby Brother Crash on Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:13 am

Couldn't he get done for putting Ford, Vauxhall, etc name on the product considering it's nothing to do with them :-? :lol:
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Postby andymac on Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:50 am

Copyright infringement, so yep.
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Postby Brother Crash on Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:24 am

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Postby Ollie on Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:27 am

HOW DOES IT WORK?
It will modify any standard ECU system by telling the ECU that the incoming air in the intake system is cold and so advances the ignition to compensate producing more power and preignition, ultimately melting a hole in the top of one of your pistons! BONUS!

WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT AFTER FITTING A NEW ENGINE:
• Faster Acceleration • More BHP • Quicker 0-60 Times
• Better Throttle Response • Smoothes Flat Spots • Can Increase MPG

:D :P :D
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Postby Big Walker on Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:00 pm

what a big pile of s**t :rolleyes:
Lower than a snakes bollox

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Postby XR2i Chick on Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:01 pm

haha, the Lable on the Citroen one is on all wonky... hahah what shoddy work!
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Postby andyhardy on Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:33 pm

I've e-mailed him suggesting he changes the name of it to 'Bore-wash modules' :lol: :D
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Postby pitslayer on Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:25 am

Ollie :HOW DOES IT WORK?
It will modify any standard ECU system by telling the ECU that the incoming air in the intake system is cold and so advances the ignition to compensate producing more power and preignition, ultimately melting a hole in the top of one of your pistons! BONUS!

i cant see how advancing the ignition will help....so if you put it on do your dash lights come on quicker, and brighter therefore giving the effect that your car is going really fast and has more bhp because of it??? :-?
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Postby Ollie on Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:01 pm

andyhardy :I've e-mailed him suggesting he changes the name of it to 'Bore-wash modules' :lol: :D


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby phatboy on Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:39 am

High Energy Advance Super Module

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

and whats a Ford Modeo ?!
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Postby robbie s on Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:50 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

But the sad fact is.... people are still buying these :lol: :lol:
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Postby Whitty_696 on Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:09 am

evry month in performance ford or fast ford there is always some1 emailed in saying they have brought a chip from ebay and its killed there car.

HOW DOES IT WORK?
It will modify any standard ECU system by telling the ECU that the incoming air in the intake system is cold and so advances the ignition to compensate producing more power and preignition, ultimately melting a hole in the top of one of your pistons! BONUS!

WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT AFTER FITTING A NEW ENGINE:
• Faster Acceleration • More BHP • Quicker 0-60 Times
• Better Throttle Response • Smoothes Flat Spots • Can Increase MPG


cost you more than £10.00 though

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ste_turbo on Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:51 pm

Ive got about 50 of them resistor things floating round somewhere, ill post you one if you want.
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