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[SPo0n]

much more fun than food shopping!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when
they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10
at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.

10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK
ME! PICK ME!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

[RS RUDEBOY]

eeerrrrrrrr i did things like this when i was 12! im 23 in three weeks so ill give them a miss but good ideas for the younger generation there mr spoon

[Summer22]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when they aren't looking.

why 24??

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.

Why, what happens??

7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

P M S L this one is funny

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

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[vannys burd]

They are funny

[8skellerns]

Theyre are times even in your 20's when its great to have a bit of childish fun instead of being a boring adult!

[Summer22]

Theyre are times even in your 20's when its great to have a bit of childish fun instead of being a boring adult!

I think it shows who lets his kid run riot occasionally

[XR_Craig]

[elm_us]

@ all

but
LMFAO @ 3

[SPo0n]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when they aren't looking.

why 24??

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.

Why, what happens??

7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

P M S L this one is funny

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

Classic

"why 24" .. why not?

"what happens" .. i have no idea. someone try it and let us know

[crazy.george]

lmfao @ 1

i'll have to try that one... will let u all knowm how it goes

[Tom_S]

[Swanick]

whenever we go to tescos in chorley, we have a tendancy to just run out as fast as we can. dont ask why. we had the security guard follow us once

[~Vix~]

[MaXsteri]

Class

Also one bag per item is good

[digita1dragon]

llama very good, ill give some of those a try!
(sounds strangely similar to what goes on already!)
last time i was in tescos i moonwalked all round the store with the trolley

[chimp2k2]

much more fun than food shopping!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when
they aren't looking.

naaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, best thing do, is find the smallest dearest thing in there, and put them in peoples trolly's.

usually stuff from the computers section

i always do it :D:D:lol::lol::lol:

[MaXsteri]

Or stealing ppls trollys Just gotta wait till there nice and full
How annoy would that be when youve just done a whole months shopping and are on the way to the checkout

[chimp2k2]

Or stealing ppls trollys Just gotta wait till there nice and full
How annoy would that be when youve just done a whole months shopping and are on the way to the checkout

P­MSL!!!!!!!!

i've gotta try that next time

[Swanick]

much more fun than food shopping!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when
they aren't looking.

naaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, best thing do, is find the smallest dearest thing in there, and put them in peoples trolly's.

usually stuff from the computers section

i always do it :D:D:lol::lol::lol:

my mate was once trying to get a portable tv in someones trolley

[TJ]

WMSL they are brill !!

[JamieFRST]

Gonna have to try a few of those

[crazy.george]

whenever we go to tescos in chorley, we have a tendancy to just run out as fast as we can. dont ask why. we had the security guard follow us once

lmfao ive dun that once or twice!!

everyone looks at u funny cuz ur leggin it out the store an u see ppl in the distance tryna run after u!!!

Or stealing ppls trollys Just gotta wait till there nice and full
How annoy would that be when youve just done a whole months shopping and are on the way to the checkout

and i will deffo have to try that one-when they lean over to pick something up or have gone weighin their apples just grab their trolley an walk off with it

[~Vix~]

Or stealing ppls trollys Just gotta wait till there nice and full
How annoy would that be when youve just done a whole months shopping and are on the way to the checkout

P­MSL!!!!!!!!

i've gotta try that next time

my mate did that once! was well funny when they came back & couldnt see it, they looked so confused!

[Jam_Mk4]

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

could u imagine seein sum1 do that...I think i'd fall on the floor laughing lol!

[Summer22]

Went shopping @ Tesco with dad earlier, which one of u nicked me trolley???

[andymac]

I think he means a 24 pack of condoms, not 24 packs. You get some funny looks if you go thru the checkout with that many johnnys in your basket.

[~Vix~]

:rolleyes: Went shopping @ Tesco with dad earlier, which one of u nicked me trolley???

it was Ins@[ERRR], i saw him do it

[KitKat]

Our tesco isn't very big, it doesn't sell alot of this stuff!! The asda in Southampton has just about everything, I expect to find Asda Smart price tyres in there very soon


But they are well funny.

[Summer22]

:rolleyes: Went shopping @ Tesco with dad earlier, which one of u nicked me trolley???

it was Ins@[ERRR], i saw him do it

He really does live up 2 his name then

[SPo0n]

Our tesco isn't very big, it doesn't sell alot of this stuff!! The asda in Southampton has just about everything, I expect to find Asda Smart price tyres in there very soon


But they are well funny.

tesco was just an example! feel free to try in other supermarkets. video it for anaylsis

[crazy.george]

Our tesco isn't very big, it doesn't sell alot of this stuff!! The asda in Southampton has just about everything, I expect to find Asda Smart price tyres in there very soon


But they are well funny.

tesco was just an example! feel free to try in other supermarkets. video it for anaylsis

no no u dont need to videotape yourself, just get yourself into mischief doing all your pranks and when they escort you to "the office" they will show u the antics on the CCTV and you can sit their in delight at your masterpieces!

[Fiestasi-Andy]

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