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£400 to fix a duck

Postby festafoff on Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:57 pm

hey just a random thing, me and my mates were sitting in lecture at college (i do a National deploma in ornametal fish) and we were on about vets and a lad said i paid £400 at a vets to get a stone that was stuck in the stomac of a duck!!! :lol:

i couldn't stop :lol: for ages after that,

a bloody duck, think it may have been a rare one.
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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby heeman10 on Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:54 pm

festafoff :i do a National deploma in ornametal fish

I failed to register any of the story that followed this statement! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby Tweek on Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:01 pm

heeman10 :
festafoff :i do a National deploma in ornametal fish

I failed to register any of the story that followed this statement! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's a random distraction in itself :lol:
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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby xrsi on Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:34 pm

cheaper to sharpen the axe and cook it for tea! :lol:
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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby festafoff on Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:34 pm

yeah come on laff it up at what i do. beats any normal course.

thought it would make you alll smile. its like marine biology kinda.girls love it. :Q

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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby Tweek on Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:39 pm

It's not cos it's what you do, it's just what it's called :lol:
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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby ~nomad~ on Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:40 pm

for me the real comedy is in the fact you can't spell what you do.
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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby MotorcyclesFish on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:16 pm

festafoff :yeah come on laff it up at what i do. beats any normal course.

thought it would make you alll smile. its like marine biology kinda.girls love it. :Q

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Good lad. I seriously considered doing the OATA approved course - I assume that's what you're doing? Which college are you at? Sparsholt?

I worked for Maidenhead Aquatics for a couple of years, and was considering getting up on the certification side of things. Decided there wasn't enough money in it to stop it ruining my favourite hobby, so left the industry lol.
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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby xrsi on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:57 pm

~nomad~ :for me the real comedy is in the fact you can't spell what you do.

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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby heeman10 on Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:44 pm

~nomad~ :for me the real comedy is in the fact you can't spell what you do.

LMFAO!! :lol:
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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby fiend on Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:15 am

~nomad~ :for me the real comedy is in the fact you can't spell what you do.


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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby festafoff on Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:51 am

lol thats why i aint doing a english diploma,

yeah at sparsholt mate, its good, i going into the farming side, where the money is. :Q
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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby Andyfloss03 on Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:19 am

festafoff : its like marine biology kinda.girls love it


Yerr all the girls are into fish nowerdays...tlk dirty to me...

"the average shark lives underwater" :D

or maybe they are i dunooo...all i no is some like my overalls :)
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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby Ollybee on Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:25 am

~nomad~ :for me the real comedy is in the fact you can't spell what you do.



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Re: £400 to fix a duck

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:45 am

festafoff :hey just a random thing, me and my mates were sitting in lecture at college (i do a National deploma in ornametal fish) and we were on about vets and a lad said i paid £400 at a vets to get a stone that was stuck in the stomac of a duck!!! :lol:

i couldn't stop :lol: for ages after that,

a bloody duck, think it may have been a rare one.


WTF :lol:
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