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Postby Summer22 on Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:34 pm

One day at a school in Wembley a teacher said to his class of 5-year-olds,
I'll give £5 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."


An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."


Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Patel boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Ajit, come up here and I'll give you the money."


As the teacher was giving Ajit his money, she said, "You know Ajit, since you're a Patel, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."


Ajit replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but business is business!"
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Postby chimp2k2 on Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:37 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Mr Jungle on Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:42 pm

:rolleyes:
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Postby elm_us on Thu Apr 10, 2003 10:32 pm

ROFLMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Thu Apr 10, 2003 10:59 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: nice one
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Postby Tom_S on Thu Apr 10, 2003 11:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jam_Mk4 on Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:17 pm

:lol:
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Postby Swanick on Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:43 pm

bit racist
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Postby chimp2k2 on Fri Apr 11, 2003 8:32 pm

Swanick :bit racist

yeah, but it's still abit funny :rolleyes:
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