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[M1K3Y_B]

1. There was 3 ladies on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a red-head. The city where they wanted to be was 20 miles away with sea between the the island and the city. The red-head swam 4 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the brunette swam 10 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the blonde swam 19 miles, got tired, and swam back.

2.What do you call a blonde with brain cells?
Pregnant

3.Two blonde girls were talking and one couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful."Well, once a week I fill the bathtub with milk and just soak in it."

So the blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like a lot of milk."

"How much?" asked the farmer.

"Well, quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."

He asked, "Pasteurized?"

"No...just up to my boobies."

Sorry if they are old, just made me laugh so i though i would share them with you guys

[XRMike]

. Number 1 was a cracker!

[Ollybee]

Shockers! Step your game up.

[M1K3Y_B]

Sorry, I shall try harder next time master

[Ollybee]

[lachojski2005]

why am i laughing at number 3?lol

[dontpannic]

Very good, but number two is wrong, note the bold addition:

2.What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant

[M1K3Y_B]

Fair point.