AFTER MAKIN DA LUV

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AFTER MAKIN DA LUV

Postby JamieFRST on Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:43 am

AFTER MAKIN DA LUV
The Italian says, "When I've a finsheda makina da love with my
girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the
back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in
ecstasy".

The French man replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet
wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above zebed in pure ecstasy".

The South-African says, "Broe, that's nothing. When I've finished pomping the living daylights out of my cherry, I
get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my tottie on the curtains.
She hits the roof, ek se !!!"


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Postby Tom_S on Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:52 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby angeljayneuk on Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:54 am

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Postby Swanick on Wed Apr 09, 2003 11:48 am

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Postby TJ on Wed Apr 09, 2003 11:54 am

WMSL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby KitKat on Wed Apr 09, 2003 1:17 pm

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KitKat - The Kat has spoken!!
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Postby elm_us on Wed Apr 09, 2003 1:21 pm

ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
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