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by **:: blade ::** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:50 pm

How to amuse yourself in Tesco`s

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
boyfriend along shopping

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
Oxford :

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and
told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a
Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants
were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
Mission Impossible' theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look'
using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices
again.'

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager

by **hb69** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:54 pm

sounds like what we used to get up to when i worked for them.

You wouldnt have a code 3 to houseware though, sorry, felt the need to point that out.

by **jayrs** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:00 pm

by **Tweek** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:10 pm

What's a Code 3?

by **M1K3Y_B** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:21 pm

by **jayrs** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:21 pm

Tweek :What's a Code 3?

next time your in tesco go and say it and see for your self :lol:

by **hb69** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:25 pm

jayrs :
Tweek :What's a Code 3?

next time your in tesco go and say it and see for your self

They wont do anything, its a secret code

by **M1K3Y_B** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:26 pm

hb69 :
jayrs :
Tweek :What's a Code 3?

next time your in tesco go and say it and see for your self

They wont do anything, its a secret code

What so secret about it?

by **jonboisescort** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:27 pm

by **jayrs** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:05 pm

M1K3Y_B :
What so secret about it?

its prob to do with shop lifting or something, ive seen the call signals in somerfield and the "red route" all staff going onto and leaving the shop floor must walk

by **hb69** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:15 pm

jayrs :
M1K3Y_B :
What so secret about it?

its prob to do with shop lifting or something, ive seen the call signals in somerfield and the "red route" all staff going onto and leaving the shop floor must walk

Nope, guess again

by **xr2i_babe** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:26 pm

lol thats quality!!!!! :lol:

by **Tweek** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:27 pm

I know now and agree with Henry that they wouldn't do anything, probably be a bit confused though :lol:

by **jayrs** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:37 pm

having never worked in a supermarket i wouldnt have a clue.

what is it then?

by **Tweek** on Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:05 am

top secret information.

by **White2i** on Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:21 am

reminds me of the things that happened when i worked for them got, a disaplinary xmas just gone alon ewith 3 others of my department as i got 1 of the wooden slates of a pallet and we were playing rounders on the shop floor with the sprouts, you can have soem right laughs working in a supermarket, my other favour wwas picking up the new fast ford of the shelf and going and sitting in the warehouse and reading it while eing paid for it :lol: