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ASDA greeter

Postby JamieFRST on Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:23 pm

A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tatooed, welfare dependent, chive, minger, woman wearing a Rangers top
walked into ASDA in Govan (a sprawling council estate in Glasgow) with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The ASDA greeter said pleasantly,
'Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA.

Nice children you have there.
Are they twins by any chance?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'F*ck naw, they're nae twins.
The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the f*ck would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, thick or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam,'replied the greeter.
'I just couldn't believe you've been shagged twice.


Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.'
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Re: ASDA greeter

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:39 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: ASDA greeter

Postby - Danny Boy - on Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:52 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Brilliant!
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Re: ASDA greeter

Postby Ratspeed on Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:37 pm

:lol:
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Re: ASDA greeter

Postby Charm on Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:41 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice one.
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Re: ASDA greeter

Postby MENACE on Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:42 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: ASDA greeter

Postby dude17_uk on Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:15 pm

classic :lol: :lol:
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