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[Tom_S]

There are two guys who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and
they're at death's door.

As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form
of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher
upon rasher of bacon.
There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw
bacon, all sorts of bacon.


"Oh my, Pepe" says the first bloke. "It's a bacon tree!!!
We're saved!!!"

"You're right!" says Pepe.


So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the
prospect of food.

But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.


His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the
dying Pepe.

"Pepe!! Pepe!! What on earth happened?"
With his dying breath Pepe calls out

"Ugh, run, run!! It's not a Bacon Tree . . .












wait for it !!!!!!........................













it's a "Ham Bush"

[chumkila]

thats just plain sad!

[Bumshake]

hahahahahahahahahahaha that cracked me up!!

[MFkev]

how good would a bacon tree be. you could sit under it with a loaf and a bottle of HP

[KitKat]

It's so bad it's funny, but were not laughing with ya mate

[Swanick]

[~Vix~]

tthe bad jokes are the best!

[elm_us]

LMFAO