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[Fiestasi-Andy]

Breaking news - Ferrari in world first!

Modena, Italy: Ferrari's F1 Team has fired its entire Pit Crew!

The announcement follows Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Balga, Perth.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths in Perth's northern suburbs were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew requires more than 8 seconds using "state of the art equipment".

Taking on this new crew was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management. As most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari's expectations were exceeded, as during the Crew's first practice session; not only were "da boyss from Perf" able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within a further 12 seconds they had resprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four
dozen stubbies of lager and a gram of the good weed.

[TJ]

ROFL

Thats the only way maclaren will win.

[elm_us]

LMFAO

been posted before tho,

[KitKat]

For quite some time now I have harboured a strong dislike, perhaps hatred for David Coulthard, how I enjoyed seeing him stack it on Sinday!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tom_S]

[MFkev]

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