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[Tanya]

i did advise steve on msn to get hold of some rohypnol if all else fails

[RS GEZ]

get a 'conquering device' extension and walk around with a semi that should attract some attention!!!

other than that just turn into tarzen you know the line me tarzen you jane we make love NOW woman

[mrjenrst]

i did advise steve on msn to get hold of some rohypnol if all else fails

[joycey2006]

Don't back down mate, don't show either of them your a pushover.

Visit him, talk to him, then if he starts chatting crap just say right im going now mate, go to handshake him and as he does grabbed his hand wrench him towards you then drop your suede on his nose....

Go round your ex's and rape her and set the fiesta on fire...

Then they will know who they messed with.

Your young mate, go smoke some weed, or have a tug or something, it isnt about heavy relationships.

[mrjenrst]

Go round your ex's and rape her and set the fiesta on fire...

bit heavy aint it

what's the fiesta done in all this

[rankinator]

Go round your ex's and rape her and set the fiesta on fire...

f**k I just spit outall my coke 'cause I lold so hard

[~ John Reid ~]

Go round your ex's and rape her and set the fiesta on fire...

lol - yeah abit harsh espesially as i've done everything to it so I doubt that one will happen lol.

[joe boy]

Get drunk, get stoned, get laid......

nuff said really

seriously though, your young mate, live your life while you can

[TIL13R]

Only young mate! go for the women with the experience

[Stoned]

Only young mate! go for the women with the experience

101% agreed. Older women know what they are want; its always looking for a women who's a few years older than you are

[TIL13R]

Only young mate! go for the women with the experience

101% agreed. Older women know what they are want; its always looking for a women who's a few years older than you are

Just have to find the right women that likes a younger bloke

[dude17_uk]

As some might know I split with my missus around beginning of October time last year ( the post is on here somewhere )

She was a right Bic™ at the time blocked me right out, her mates etc slagged me off she was right up there as**s all this after 3 years together. Then I find out theres this other guy she likes then few weeks later I find she slept with him Then I find out he treated her like s**t and left her.

Anyway came firework night I was at the same place as her but we didnt talk I just thought fck it I am ere with my m8s and I am gonna have fun. Later after the show ended me and a few mates were cruizing round town having a laugh etc then I got a phone call saying she wanted to meet me I agreed but I was 20mins late I thought I dont wanna seem to keen ( Treat em mean keep em keen )

Cut along story short she came crying back to me when we met and we ended up getting back together one of the best days of me life I have corrected my mistakes since.

Thing is one my mates also tryed it on with her when we split and he told her I was poking someone else ( which I was but it wasnt the point ) and that I obvisely didnt care bout her anymore. So I gt loads of txts from her slagging me off

She also sed that firework night was rubbish cause she missed being with me as she was every one few years before, didnt feel right etc.

Anyway I know I shouldnt of but he messed my life up before and he treated her rubbish so I found out where this guy she fancied before worked and I hid in the trees and then when one night he got out of his car.... well I sorted him out to cut story short made me feel on top of world. Never see him about now so guess it worked but I dont advise this as it could come out differant.

So see bit long winded but bottom line is she will most proberly come back after a while may not be within 1 month like mine was, but shouldnt be too much longer if it will happen it will happen.

But yeh keep ya tackle happy and have fun worked for me at the time, you will always think about her you cant help that but it does get easier.

[Stoned]

Only young mate! go for the women with the experience

101% agreed. Older women know what they are want; its always looking for a women who's a few years older than you are

Christ I think I was half asleep when I wrote that

What I meant to say was:-

101% agreed. Older women know what they want; its always worth looking for a women who's a few years older than you are

[~ John Reid ~]

yeah - sounds like im abit of a man-female provider of 'horizontal refreshment' lol but sorta got 2 ladies under my wing atm

met up with one today - no nothing happned like that - just made me feel alot better with some female company if ya know what i mean.

[Leon]

yeah - sounds like im abit of a man-female provider of 'horizontal refreshment' lol but sorta got 2 ladies under my wing atm

met up with one today - no nothing happned like that - just made me feel alot better with some female company if ya know what i mean.

Tap it!

[Kittie]

Only young mate! go for the women with the experience

101% agreed. Older women know what they are want; its always looking for a women who's a few years older than you are

Christ I think I was half asleep when I wrote that

What I meant to say was:-

101% agreed. Older women know what they want; its always worth looking for a women who's a few years older than you are

Nah, older blokes are better

[enve19]

Get yourself a f**k buddy, simple as.

Best thing since sliced bread.

No strings attached, just call it when ya need it.

[~ John Reid ~]

Get yourself a fouquette buddy, simple as.

Best thing since sliced bread.

No strings attached, just call it when ya need it.

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I' actually just realised something - him and her are both totaly suited for eachother e.g

* they both do nothing all day, everyday
* Living out of mum and dads pockets
* both dont have propper jobs
* both just sit in all day and go out at night and sit in a car.

I did that for 2 and a half years - what a waste really.

but as me and him sort of knew eachother partly before it all happned, he seemed like a ' dork' and not reli much character and really boring and empty ( not like me,all full of fun and just the opposite to him )

Anyway i can do soooo much stuff that i couldnt before, sort of trying to get a few options opwn with the ladies e.g getting a few to meet up ect.

After ive totally got over it all it will be a smashing time.

cheers people for all the advice and things you all said.

John

[Gazadoo]

The only way you can get through it is to put it down to a life experience. Although you was with her for 2 and a half years, people change immensely through their mid-teens. I've had many bad relationships, before being with the woman I'm with today (together almost 5 years!).

At the end of the day you'll do what you think is right, you know what it is you want to do now in yourself, otherwise you wouldn't be posting asking for advice off other people. If your asking for advice then it usually means you know the answer deep down but you just don't want to admit it to yourself.

Either way, your 16 still man! it might feel like the end of the world at the time, but its not worth it. It took me a few bad relationships until I was 19 to realise the deep truth in the whole "plenty more fish in the sea" philosophy and how damn true it really is. First girl I asked out for myself instead of being asked out is the one I've been with for pushing 5 years now

[joycey2006]

Did you rape her?

What became of the fiesta?

[~ John Reid ~]

1) I dont talk to katy anymore as I would of liked to stay mates but she just likes to be horrible to me when i do talk to her soo she can stuff it up her bum hole.

2) havnt seen her since really lol

3) the girl i like likes me i THINK, as when i was with her last nite she kept smiling so i hope it goes well with the new lass ( Justine ).

[joycey2006]

LOL its all good fun getting in a girls pants !

I really like some girl who hangs round with all the rudeboys, shes just split up with her fella, didn't realise how awesome her arse was till she got out the car earlier

Been textin her and making sure shes okay n that

[ryan_u89]

Get yourself a fouquette buddy, simple as.

Best thing since sliced bread.

No strings attached, just call it when ya need it.

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I' actually just realised something - him and her are both totaly suited for eachother e.g

* they both do nothing all day, everyday
* Living out of mum and dads pockets
* both dont have propper jobs
* both just sit in all day and go out at night and sit in a car.

I did that for 2 and a half years - what a waste really.

but as me and him sort of knew eachother partly before it all happned, he seemed like a ' dork' and not reli much character and really boring and empty ( not like me,all full of fun and just the opposite to him )

Anyway i can do soooo much stuff that i couldnt before, sort of trying to get a few options opwn with the ladies e.g getting a few to meet up ect.

After ive totally got over it all it will be a smashing time.

cheers people for all the advice and things you all said.

John

Thats what i like to hear mate....the penny just dropped!
Ryan

[pitslayer]

Get yourself a fouquette buddy, simple as.

Best thing since sliced bread.

No strings attached, just call it when ya need it.

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I' actually just realised something - him and her are both totaly suited for eachother e.g

* they both do nothing all day, everyday
* Living out of mum and dads pockets
* both dont have propper jobs
* both just sit in all day and go out at night and sit in a car.

I did that for 2 and a half years - what a waste really.

but as me and him sort of knew eachother partly before it all happned, he seemed like a ' dork' and not reli much character and really boring and empty ( not like me,all full of fun and just the opposite to him )

Anyway i can do soooo much stuff that i couldnt before, sort of trying to get a few options opwn with the ladies e.g getting a few to meet up ect.

After ive totally got over it all it will be a smashing time.

cheers people for all the advice and things you all said.

John

Thats what i like to hear mate....the penny just dropped!
Ryan

HEEEERE HEEEE COMES, TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............5months late

[Ollybee]

Wise up, bin her and go shag something better.

[~ John Reid ~]

lol........... cant believe this has been brought up again.

thats exactillly what i've been doing

[Rhinopower]

She prob left you because you gave her a cheque for £10.50 and it bounced!

[benjfrst]

eheh i was reading this just before too

[Ollybee]

Contact mo fo!

Your presence is required!

[j7aoc]

I think and hope she was banging his best mate

[chazza]

[ERRR] id do mate, is leave her for a little while , then send her some lovely flowers saying sorry or something and that u still love her , let her relise what she is missin by not being with you , it cud work

good luck mate

[dontpannic]

[ERRR] id do mate, is leave her for a little while , then send her some lovely flowers saying sorry or something and that u still love her , let her relise what she is missin by not being with you , it cud work

good luck mate

Seen how old the thread is? lol, look at the date on the first post

Btw it was only bumped to take the piss out of the £10.50 thing