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Can't believe what i've just seen

Postby dontpannic on Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:22 pm

I was coming back from work today on the bus for once, listening to music and not really paying attention to anything, thinking of the weekend. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced builders yard there were three blokes, two of them standing around while one of them was on the ground covered in blood. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and looked like he was about to smash it into the bloke's head again, when they realised a whole busload of us were looking at them. I heard the bus driver radio to 999, and just as he was telling them what happened, the other man, who hadn't been doing anything while we were there, took a handgun out of his jacket pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, everyone on the bus was in total shock and couldn’t look away. The two men got into an old Primera and sped off. When I came home apparently I was visibly shaken. I told my mum what I had just seen. Then she got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the licence plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I though "Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel Air!". I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.
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Re: Can't believe what i've just seen

Postby Ruishy1 on Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:24 pm

:rolleyes:
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Re: Can't believe what i've just seen

Postby dontpannic on Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:05 pm

You love me really. :P
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Re: Can't believe what i've just seen

Postby Ruishy1 on Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:35 pm

dontpannic :You love me really. :P


except when you post this random s**t :lol:

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Re: Can't believe what i've just seen

Postby M1K3Y_B on Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:11 pm

Reminds me of the black jeep one you posted :lol:
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Re: Can't believe what i've just seen

Postby andymac on Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:13 am

Bout as funny as a dose of herpes.

3/10 must try harder.
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Re: Can't believe what i've just seen

Postby Ruishy1 on Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:08 pm

andymac :Bout as funny as a dose of herpes.

3/10 must try harder.

sounds like thats coming from experience :lol:
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Re: Can't believe what i've just seen

Postby - Danny Boy - on Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:15 pm

:lol: you muppet. And heres me thinking it was serious lol
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Re: Can't believe what i've just seen

Postby mad4mp3z on Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:21 pm

well that was random, was quite geting in2 the story, untill i relised it was a piss take

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