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by **crazy.george** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 2:09 pm

basically u write short sentences/paragraphs, each adding on your own little bit to the story.

the story can go anyway u like it to within your little bit, and can be added to as often as you want to.

make the story as serious, witty or as funny as you want to, its down to your sentence/paragraph to keep the story going.......

Here goes.

"Once upon a time their lived a little guy with big ears an a stumpy leg. his dream was to......

by **Sphinx** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 2:55 pm

...become a long jump competitor in the olympics..

by **crazy.george** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 3:03 pm

so to fullfuill his dream he decided it was best to......

by **Simmo** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 4:24 pm

get a blockbuster video card and enjoy.....

by **crazy.george** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 4:46 pm

a good old bit of british pawn, but to his suprise he had accidently rented out......

by **dorno** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 5:14 pm

... 'The Teddy Bears Picnic', starring Nigel Havers as Father Bear. Disappointed, he decided to...

by **crazy.george** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 5:37 pm

......go back to the shop with his gammy wooden leg and complain!!!

he SHOUTED out to the manager and said, "............

by **Project** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 5:42 pm

I say, jolly good hunting today! Plenty of ...

by **crazy.george** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 5:49 pm

fish in the sea".

he thens storms out of the shop into his clapped out mk1 fiesta with his drilled air box and zorst, turns up his crackling hardcore belgian trance music an revs his car as loud as he can so everyone can hear the turbo whistle.

he then proceeds to.....

by **chumkila** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 5:49 pm

... bunny rabbit given them foxes head. my word look at that...

by **crazy.george** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 5:56 pm

says the guy.

as he looks around he sees this minger of a women called...

by **chimp2k2** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 6:00 pm

john. she had the biggest beard that he'd ever seen in his life, but anyway, he decided to...

by **crazy.george** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 6:10 pm

...giv her a try cuz in his mind its only personality that matters.

so he asks her to step into his car when she suddenly pulls out a....

by **chimp2k2** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 6:21 pm

big sameri sword and cuts his d!ck off. blood goes every where.

by **Sphinx** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 9:14 pm

..but luckely its soaked up by the crappy blue an black seat covers...

by **BigSi** on Sat Apr 05, 2003 10:39 pm

....so he picks up his 'conquering device' an sticks in the ashtray till he gets to the hospital, where he finds out.......

by **crazy.george** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 12:16 am

its actually fallen off.

so he gets rushed to suregery where they....

by **SPo0n** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 12:31 am

perform a bowel transplant, the first of its kind involving a cow, an elderly woman and a chainsaw

. He woke up in his bed the next day covered in..

by **crazy.george** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 12:56 am

..marmite!

he looks around his little room only to find....

by **Swanick** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 3:09 am

a MASSIVE burning arse. in despair he phoned the fire brigade to deal with the burning anus but after 76 minutes waiting...

by **BigSi** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 10:37 am

....he drank loads of vanilla coke to put his new bowel to the test and put it out himself.....

by **Swanick** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 1:11 pm

but it didnt work. he drank so much that he became very bloated and popped. the end

by **~Vix~** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 1:15 pm

Swanick :but it didnt work. he drank so much that he became very bloated and popped. the end

by **PhatFesZs** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 3:11 pm

well that story never lasted long did it! :lol:

,i thought it was going to be of those 3/4+ page storie`s

by **Swanick** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 4:03 pm

couldnt see it going anywahere so i ended it :lol:

by **~Vix~** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 4:24 pm

Swanick :couldnt see it going anywahere so i ended it

is that what u said to Elm's mum that upset her so much???

by **Swanick** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 4:29 pm

i am not participating in the mother jokes. i find them very offensive

:lol:

by **~Vix~** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 4:40 pm

by **elm_us** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 6:08 pm

~Vix~ :
Swanick :couldnt see it going anywahere so i ended it

is that what u said to Elm's mum that upset her so much???

oi u little s1ag dont u be talking about my mum,

shes upset as u didnt pay her form her services that you abused so much :rolleyes:

by **~Vix~** on Sun Apr 06, 2003 6:13 pm

the moneys in the post!

by **chimp2k2** on Mon Apr 07, 2003 12:53 am

Once upon a time their lived a little guy with big ears an a stumpy leg. his dream was to become a long jump competitor in the olympics so to fullfuill his dream he decided it was best to get a blockbuster video card and enjoy a good old bit of british porn, but to his suprise he had accidently rented out 'The Teddy Bears Picnic', starring Nigel Havers as Father Bear. Disappointed, he decided to go back to the shop with his gammy wooden leg and complain!!! He SHOUTED out to the manager and said, "I say, jolly good hunting today! Plenty of fish in the sea". He thens storms out of the shop into his clapped out mk1 fiesta with his drilled air box and zorst, turns up his crackling hardcore belgian trance music an revs his car as loud as he can so everyone can hear the turbo whistle. He then proceeds to bunny rabbit given them foxes head. my word look at that says the guy as he looks around he sees this minger of a women called john. she had the biggest beard that he'd ever seen in his life, but anyway, he decided to giv her a try cuz in his mind its only personality that matters. So he asks her to step into his car when she suddenly pulls out a big sameri sword and cuts his d!ck off. Blood goes every where. but luckely its soaked up by the crappy blue an black seat covers so he picks up his cock an sticks in the ashtray till he gets to the hospital, where he finds out its actually fallen off. So he gets rushed to suregery where they perform a bowel transplant, the first of its kind involving a cow, an elderly woman and a chainsaw. He woke up in his bed the next day covered in marmite! He looks around his little room only to find a MASSIVE burning arse. in despair he phoned the fire brigade to deal with the burning anus but after 76 minutes waiting he drank loads of vanilla coke to put his new bowel to the test and put it out himself but it didnt work. he drank so much that he became very bloated and popped. the end

PMSL :lol: