fiestaturbo.com

[feistasrcrap]

many thanks pitsplayer shame its not my house or my other cars and i trawled the net for hours trying to find some history on the cab i would be gratefull if you could forward me the full link. looks like this site has been of some use as i can now trace the full history on the cab.

[pitslayer]

google "My Rude and Sorted, escort cab" and you might find out some more info. alternativly read the thread, and find the link its on barry boys, from 2 years ago, where everyone was taking the piss out of it back then aswell http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=17471
i noticed you still havnt told us what this 200mph car of yours is, or shown any pics of it either

[feistasrcrap]

keeps giving me junk msgs every time i try to up load pics, but i am willing to reveal full white leather and im sure as you know this dosnt come in the cheaper models, 2 dr coupe, full stainless scorpian, 18" m3 yb1's and a police complaint in less than 24hrs of buying the car for broadsiding and lots of chrome with m logos all over it.

[Tweek]

lots of chrome with m logos all over it.

Oh dear lol.

[Shell]

a police complaint in less than 24hrs of buying the car for broadsiding

MUST be able to do 200mph if you can broadside... you legend!!

x x

[feistasrcrap]

well my little toy just sold for 620 at the last second with no tax or mot you may have knocked it but it just goes to show it will allways be a wanted car by someone good ridence to you all see you at santa pod with my new turbo that has just been paid for ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha for some life just gets better, for the rest they drive fiesta's and life will allways be sh!t eat my dust and die m****r f**krs.
arise the only victor out of this forum sir looney............................ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha whose laughing now you bunch of c**ts

[pitslayer]

my 1969 vw has a white leather interior, and more chrome on it as well, does it make it a special model like your car?
a stainless scorpian exhaust doesnt make your car go fast, the way you have described it, is that its a s**t old bmw with m3 badges and an exhaust, with some tacky white leather interior.
did you get it broadside because you cant drive aswell?
when your sliding a jaguar around then come and speak to me about going broadside
and when your car gets cautioned for sounding like a bomb going off then come and speak to me....lol did i get a talking to after that lol, could old dellorto carbs backfiring.

and mate, either put pictures up, or dont bother trying to defend yourself, its not working, the more you stall, the less we believe


lol your happy about it selling at 620 quid lol, that wont even buy a gearbox for my car, because its proper car, unlike your hunk of s**t.
infact for 600 quid i could buy several off my cars, but in my car i dont like a 'conquering device' driving around in it

[Sphinx]

We’re all laughing at you, you utterly deluded fool.

[Smo]

well my little toy just sold for 620 at the last second with no tax or mot you may have knocked it but it just goes to show it will allways be a wanted car by someone good ridence to you all see you at santa pod with my new turbo that has just been paid for ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha for some life just gets better, for the rest they drive fiesta's and life will allways be sh!t eat my dust and die m****r f**krs.
arise the only victor out of this forum sir looney............................ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha whose laughing now you bunch of c**ts

1) You're a really nice person

2) £620 - Have you ever thought about how much more it would have made if it wasn't *modified*? Add to that the money you wouldn't have spent...

[Tweek]

well my little toy just sold for 620 at the last second with no tax or mot

Nothing to brag about, my 5-door family Fiesta is worth more than that lol!

[M1K3Y_B]

Just give up. No one cares about this non exsistent car you keep going on about, puts some pictures up as proof then we will begin to listen, if you are lucky.

I feel sorry for that winning bidder,if they had seen this thread they would have thought differently about it, thats for sure.

I hope they don't buy it and you have to keep the heep of sh!te.

It only went for £620, i wonder why.

[feistasrcrap]

jags are heavy lumps of junk the only decent thing iv ever done for them is banger them funny enough my old man loves them as well just waiting for the black sport he has so i can banger that as well, im sure as its being smashed up i will pray you have done the same and decided to to the same to yours, whats up got to sit on a fezzy forum cos they dont do one for jags

[Tweek]

Here's the link again just incase you missed it, if you fancy a laugh check it out, I'm peeing my pants laughing at you and your car, you really are a tit

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=17471

oh, and here's another:

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=11567

[Smo]

whats up got to sit on a fezzy forum cos they dont do one for jags

Try http://www.google.co.uk - I'm sure you'll find plenty of Jag forums. You can go tell them how crap their cars are too, if you like

[feistasrcrap]

getting board with trying to upload as your dumpy site will only upload 256kb so as much as i would love to put you all to rights again i have wasted enough of my time on here gone never to return

[Sphinx]

photobucket is really good, and free.

[pitslayer]

jags are heavy lumps of junk the only decent thing iv ever done for them is banger them funny enough my old man loves them as well just waiting for the black sport he has so i can banger that as well, im sure as its being smashed up i will pray you have done the same and decided to to the same to yours, whats up got to sit on a fezzy forum cos they dont do one for jags

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....lets have a look at it, your performance car collectin of 7 cars.
a barried 1.8 mondeo
a barried 1.8 escort crapolet
a barried bmw 318i, anyone seeing a pattern here, sorry but you have no proof of any other cars, to make this collection. shall i list my car collection

TWR Jaguar-
V6 mitsi-
MK1 Golf GTi-
Triumph Spitfire-see
Lancia Gamma coupe- i dont even think you know what one of these are, or ever seen one
69 vw fastback
1964 beetle based beachbuggy, its got the same amount as fibreglass, as your hunk of s**t, but its actually cool.
see thats a collection, and i can show you pics of all them.
and by the way, im 20, and i can afford to insure them aswell, and run them.
you havnt prooved yourself right on anything
155mph bmw 318i, pigs can fly aswell
you say you have other cars but nothings materialised yet

you keep saying your going to meet us at the pod, tell us when, we will be there, we will laugh at you.
yeh there are jag forums google it, yeh i hang out on a fiesta forum i like 2i`s i like hte FRST

please dont go though, you amuse me i wish i could keep you as a pet, id feed you and everything, will have to take you to the vets to get you spade though, cant have your bad seed infecting society.


for the other users on here, im sorry you had to read that, dont mean to be an arrogant s**t but i feel it had to be done. besides this guys a cum trumpet

[Captain Tightpants]

Please don't go away. I've not laughed so much at my PC screen since I sneezed on it a little while ago.



Steve

[pitslayer]

scort, i vote we adopt him keep him as a pet

[Tweek]

Please don't go away. I've not laughed so much at my PC screen since I sneezed on it a little while ago.



Steve

You laughed when you sneezed on your screen? wtf

[fezzaboy]

look the bloke with the cabb on here is my brother an it is getting way to embarrising for me because
1) the cabb is s**t
2) the s2 he had was a mfi with just a peco back box not system a k&n fillter an a chip which he put a switch on it to run high boost an low boost but it was more like 195bhp or 165bhp NOT 350bhp an yea i pissed myself when i went in it but i was 8 years old i mean i pissed myself when i went in my sisters mk1 fiesta lol.
3) the bmw 318i he had was f**Ked the head sounded worse than a 1.1 fiesta with no oil in it an i raced him home in a mazda 626 i was doing 110 an he couldn catch me so 155mph i dont think so.
4) his new car is a bmw 323i with a m3 kit on it 18inc wheels an a zorst. dont get me wrong it looks nice but 200mph yea thats how fast my cum shoots out lol.
5) no turbo kit has bin brought for it an neva will be.

ime sorry for al the lies he has said its very embarrising for me. an yea he said i have a multi colured fiesta an yea his mate tourqed my head down for me big deal only [ERRR] i didnt wanna do it to tight an snap them. but jayrs can back me up on here i have turned my 1.1 fiesta in to a rsturbo an because i couldn afored to get it sprayed i have rolled it with house paint but to be honest when you are only keeping the sheel for a few months [ERRR] it has rotten why spend lots to have it sprayed. i will post pics up if people would like to see the finish.
an just for the recored he paied 1000 pounds for the cab as it stands now he has done no work on it [ERRR] so eva.

[pitslayer]

fezzboy, thank you for prooving us right, and thank you for giving us someone and something to laugh at so much.

by the way tell him santa pod next year japfest, ill be there with mitsi if hes interested lol


edit fezzaboy, i wouldnt worry, you havnt embarresed yourself like your brother, feel sorry that you have to live with something like that.....
ever that about ratlook rs turbo fiesta?

[fezzaboy]

i didnt provide it he did that himself lol i ask him every year to come to santa pod but every year he turns it down must be because his 200mph car will brake down or the fairys will converscate it. who would of thort it he is 11 years older than me haha. ratlook?

[Turboboy67]

Brilliant

This thread could well go down in FT history now

Cheers

[pitslayer]

search the general car discussion for ratlook big thread about it

i think this thread should go down in internets historys

[Oranoco]

4) his new car is a bmw 323i with a m3 kit on it 18inc wheels an a zorst. dont get me wrong it looks nice but 200mph yea thats how fast my cum shoots out lol.

fudgekin Hell, after all the bad attitude and lairyness he prioduces a car even my runabout would wipe the floor with.

I really haven't laughed this hard for ages. Last time was when some c unt came on here and posted about getting a BMW 318 to 155mph,... Oh hang on!

[edders]

jags are heavy lumps of junk the only decent thing iv ever done for them is banger them funny enough my old man loves them as well just waiting for the black sport he has so i can banger that as well, im sure as its being smashed up i will pray you have done the same and decided to to the same to yours, whats up got to sit on a fezzy forum cos they dont do one for jags

you sir, are a twatwaffle.

[Capri]

This guy cracks me up every time I read this post again. It's clear to me that he knows sod all about cars. £620 for an Escort Cabriolet is an absolutely rubbish price - a good one should fetch £1200 or so on ebay. So in essence, he's more than halved the value of his car by doing this pap to it.

[M1K3Y_B]

I started the post thats going down History :D

I never expected it to turn out like this.

But i am gald it did, it has been so funny.

I feel sorry for you fezzaboy but its not your fault is it.

[Badgerboy]

TWR Jaguar-
V6 mitsi-
MK1 Golf GTi-
Triumph Spitfire-see
Lancia Gamma coupe- i dont even think you know what one of these are, or ever seen one
69 vw fastback
1964 beetle based beachbuggy, its got the same amount as fibreglass, as your hunk of poo, but its actually cool.
see thats a collection, and i can show you pics of all them.
and by the way, im 20, and i can afford to insure them aswell, and run them


You forgot the Toledo, with its race inspired quick release wheels! :)

[fezzaboy]

I started the post thats going down History :D

I never expected it to turn out like this.

But i am gald it did, it has been so funny.

I feel sorry for you fezzaboy but its not your fault is it.

no worries pal. ive had to listen to his lies far to long now so maybe this will get him to stop.

[M1K3Y_B]

Its cool.

I have nothing against you :)

[fezzaboy]

thank you. i would like peoples comments on my car tho but ime not sure how to upload pics???

[M1K3Y_B]

To upload pictures.

Its best to make an account on http://www.photobucket.com and then upload them on that site.

And copy the image link across to here.

Hope that helps

:D

[Oranoco]

I started the post thats going down History :D

I never expected it to turn out like this.

But i am gald it did, it has been so funny.

I feel sorry for you fezzaboy but its not your fault is it.

no worries pal. ive had to listen to his lies far to long now so maybe this will get him to stop.

I think most of us know people like this. I've got an old friend who tried to tell me his old Rover 620Ti was 300bhp with a sequential gearbox. Plank forgot that I actually did most of the work on it for him as he couldn't even change a spark plug and know damn well it only had a dumpvalve and a very dodgy exhasut back box.