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Construction Site Sign Language (Joke)

Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:25 am

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building.
He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."
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Re: Constructions Site Sign Language (Joke)

Postby FRST SILVER on Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:18 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Construction Site Sign Language (Joke)

Postby Andyfloss03 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:00 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Construction Site Sign Language (Joke)

Postby lachojski2005 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Construction Site Sign Language (Joke)

Postby frstvanman on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:30 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Construction Site Sign Language (Joke)

Postby MENACE on Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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