crap jokes!
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crap jokes!
by woody23 on Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:56 am
whos got the best, worst joke???
ill start
what sort of shoes do frogs wear??
open toad sandals!!
2 blondes on a boat
1st blonde: when ur scooba diving why do you fall off the boat backwards??
2nd blonde: well, if you fell forward youd land in the boat!
ok 1 more
there are two ducks flying over belfast
1st duck says "quack"
2nd duck says " im goin as quack as i can" !!
ill start
what sort of shoes do frogs wear??
open toad sandals!!
2 blondes on a boat
1st blonde: when ur scooba diving why do you fall off the boat backwards??
2nd blonde: well, if you fell forward youd land in the boat!
ok 1 more
there are two ducks flying over belfast
1st duck says "quack"
2nd duck says " im goin as quack as i can" !!
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Re: crap jokes!
by - Danny Boy - on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:49 pm
That blonde one is s**t because its a absolute rubbish version of the original which is a paddy and murphy joke - which is 100x funnier! 
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Re: crap jokes!
by M1K3Y_B on Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:16 am
This is my favourite crap joke of all time:
Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he was Dead.
Why did the second Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he was hanging off the first Koala.
Why did the third Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he thought it was a game.
Why did the boy fall off his Bike?
Because he got hit by 3 falling Koala Bears.
I still find it funny to this day
Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he was Dead.
Why did the second Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he was hanging off the first Koala.
Why did the third Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he thought it was a game.
Why did the boy fall off his Bike?
Because he got hit by 3 falling Koala Bears.
I still find it funny to this day
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Re: crap jokes!
by woody23 on Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:29 pm
whats got hazelnuts in every bite??
squirrel sh*t!
squirrel sh*t!
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Re: crap jokes!
by Ghost on Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:27 pm
Why are pirates, pirates?
Because they arrrrrrgh!!!
That one always makes me ROFL
Because they arrrrrrgh!!!
That one always makes me ROFL
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Re: crap jokes!
by lachojski2005 on Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:38 pm
Ghost :Why are pirates, pirates?
Because they arrrrrrgh!!!
That one always makes me ROFL
cant beleive that made me laugh.lol.
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Re: crap jokes!
by woody23 on Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:43 pm
Q. What does D.N.A. stand for?
A. National Association of Dyslexics.
A. National Association of Dyslexics.
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Re: crap jokes!
by 1098 on Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:22 pm
To say these are all supposed to be crap, most of them made me laugh lol. Should rename the thread something like "Funny but stupid jokes" 
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Lol.
.Lol.
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Re: crap jokes!
by Hilton HS2 on Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:07 pm
How do you confuse an Irish man?
Show him two shovels and tell him to take his pick
Show him two shovels and tell him to take his pick
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Re: crap jokes!
by woody23 on Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:52 pm
got some more
Good news my leporacy has been cured.....
HIGH 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whats a pirates favorite music?
arrrgh and b
a man walks into a doctors and declares he is a deoderant.
the doc turns to him and asks ,are you sure??
no, replys the man, im lynx!!
Good news my leporacy has been cured.....
HIGH 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whats a pirates favorite music?
arrrgh and b
a man walks into a doctors and declares he is a deoderant.
the doc turns to him and asks ,are you sure??
no, replys the man, im lynx!!
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Re: crap jokes!
by M1K3Y_B on Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:35 pm
woody23 :whats a pirates favorite music?
arrrgh and b
Thats ones actually quite funny
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Re: crap jokes!
by jayrs on Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:58 pm
one i was texted this morning
i was sorry to hear that stephen halking has not been well.
im no expert but has anyone tried turning him off then turning him back on again?
i was sorry to hear that stephen halking has not been well.
im no expert but has anyone tried turning him off then turning him back on again?
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Re: crap jokes!
by Ghost on Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:16 am
Two cows in a field, one turns to the other and says; 'Are you worried about this mad cow disease?'
The other says; 'Nah I'm not worried, I'm a horse!'
How do you annoy Lady Gaga?
Poke Her Face.
The other says; 'Nah I'm not worried, I'm a horse!'
How do you annoy Lady Gaga?
Poke Her Face.
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Re: crap jokes!
by M1K3Y_B on Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:03 pm
Ghost :How do you annoy Lady Gaga?
Poke Her Face.
I hate that joke
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Re: crap jokes!
by dontpannic on Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:11 pm
jayrs :one i was texted this morning
i was sorry to hear that stephen halking has not been well.
im no expert but has anyone tried turning him off then turning him back on again?
LMFAO!
On a more serious note, I love how the papers tell us that Stephen Hawking is going to make a full recovery.
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Re: crap jokes!
by dontpannic on Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:17 pm
Whats brown and smelly and sounds like a bell?
Duuunnnnnnnggggggggg
What do you call a man who used to be interested in farmyard machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
Why is milk so fast?
Because it's pasteurised before you see it!!
What do you call a sheep tied to a post in rural Wales?
A leisure centre.
There once was a girl from ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she laid on her back
and opened her crack
and pee'd all over the ceiling
Duuunnnnnnnggggggggg
What do you call a man who used to be interested in farmyard machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
Why is milk so fast?
Because it's pasteurised before you see it!!
What do you call a sheep tied to a post in rural Wales?
A leisure centre.
There once was a girl from ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she laid on her back
and opened her crack
and pee'd all over the ceiling
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Re: crap jokes!
by woody23 on Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:28 pm
Good news everyone!
My leporacy's been cured!!
high 3!!!!!
My leporacy's been cured!!
high 3!!!!!
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Re: crap jokes!
by lachojski2005 on Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:43 pm
a man walks into a bar...... ouch
a fish swims into a wall...... dam
^^ 2of the very best^^
a fish swims into a wall...... dam
^^ 2of the very best^^
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Re: crap jokes!
by M1K3Y_B on Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:11 am
Two men were hunting in the woods.One man tuned to the other and said "Wait here and if anything happens scream."
As the man walked out of the woods he heard his friend scream.So he ran back as fast as he could.
When he got to his friend he asked him what was wrong. His friend answered "Well first a deer thretened to buck me, but I didn't scream, then a bear thretened to claw my face in, but I didn't scream, then two squirrels ran up my pants leg and asked 'which nut shall we eat first?' Then I screamed!"
As the man walked out of the woods he heard his friend scream.So he ran back as fast as he could.
When he got to his friend he asked him what was wrong. His friend answered "Well first a deer thretened to buck me, but I didn't scream, then a bear thretened to claw my face in, but I didn't scream, then two squirrels ran up my pants leg and asked 'which nut shall we eat first?' Then I screamed!"
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Re: crap jokes!
by AndysFatRS on Sun May 10, 2009 4:31 pm
an irish man replies to an advert to become a farm hand, in the interview he is asked
''have you ever shoe'd a horse''
''No...but i once told a donkey to fcuk off''
''have you ever shoe'd a horse''
''No...but i once told a donkey to fcuk off''
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Yes, i have a fat RS! lol
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Re: crap jokes!
by Hilton HS2 on Sun May 10, 2009 6:21 pm
Phoned my gilfriend to propose to her.
She was engaged
She was engaged
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Re: crap jokes!
by Ruishy1 on Sun May 10, 2009 6:42 pm
whats green and floats through walls ?
casper the friendly cooking apple
casper the friendly cooking apple
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