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Postby Pez on Sat May 20, 2006 5:54 pm

In order to assist other motorists to identify potentially dangerous drivers, it is now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and/or driving ability to display a warning flag.

The flag (comprised of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of a door of their vehicle. For drivers of exceptionally low mental ability addition flags are required.
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Postby Sphinx on Sat May 20, 2006 6:06 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That are a good warning system!
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Postby si 16valver on Sat May 20, 2006 6:28 pm

great stuff theyll be on all the vauxhalls then :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Sat May 20, 2006 10:24 pm

:lol: :lol: very good
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Postby TomRS1800 on Sat May 20, 2006 11:24 pm

So your car will have one then Pete :lol: :lol: :P
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Postby PaulC on Sun May 21, 2006 9:31 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: That explains why there's s**t loads round here :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Sun May 21, 2006 1:18 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Big Walker on Sun May 21, 2006 2:48 pm

Wait till you see the amount of them about when the world cup starts :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lower than a snakes bollox

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Postby paradox on Tue May 23, 2006 11:37 am

omg i nearly fell of my chair after reading that :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Stoned on Tue May 23, 2006 12:12 pm

:lol: So true fella!

You notice they are all on the s**t cars too. I've not seen one respectable car with one on yet
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Postby Brother Crash on Tue May 23, 2006 5:57 pm

Why can't people be patriotic without being slagged off :-?

I think it's nice to see as not often now days you see people seemingly prowd of their country. :D

Most of the time it's usually classed as racist or politically incorrect, I mean FFS it's the nations flag :rolleyes:

I have one on either side of my shed and a big England flag on the parcel shelf, bring it on........

O ENGLAND WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!! :aviator:
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Postby Stoned on Tue May 23, 2006 7:07 pm

Cos England is s**t and will lose
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Postby filtra on Tue May 23, 2006 8:06 pm

Talk about increasing drag coefficients and wasting fuel. Idiots. :aaah:
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