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F*cked off big style!!

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F*cked off big style!!

Postby dontpannic on Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:26 pm

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my **** of a dad red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was so fu*king angry, told him to get his meat out of GF and to go fu*k himself, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask

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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby jonboisescort on Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby curly on Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:37 pm

ohhh not one for sarcasm now, but it allways feels better swinging arms around,

:oooh: now i get it,
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby JamieFRST on Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:26 am

:lol: :lol: not as good as the leaking oil one though
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:04 am

That was a good one :lol:

I was trying to work out what GF was short for as i was reading, but that never crossed my mind :lol:
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby Ratspeed on Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:28 pm

HAHA!!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby - Danny Boy - on Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:23 pm

:lol: :lol: i like it.
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby Ollie on Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:26 pm

Can I borrow your GF? I need something to put my meat in.
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby 1098 on Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:14 pm

Lol! I was wondering why you hadn't swung at him..
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:35 am

You should have put your meat in your dads GF? :oooh:

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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby ~S1~ on Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:27 pm

Peep Show :Can I borrow your GF? I need something to put my meat in.


LMFAO! Poor Ollie, we really must get you laid this show season :D
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby MotorcyclesFish on Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:09 pm

~S1~ :
Peep Show :Can I borrow your GF? I need something to put my meat in.


LMFAO! Poor Ollie, we really must get you laid this show season :D


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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby Ollie on Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:56 am

indistinguished ruffians :lol: :lol:
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby mad4mp3z on Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:15 am

i d probably of ripped my dad's face off, pull an eyeball out and used the socket 2 skull f**k him ,just so he know how it feels 2 b f**cked over . as 4 the bird, obviously not worth the time of day at all. s**t way 2 find out tho, and ollie, u should hire a "escort" (no not the car) for the day , thta could b fun 4 ya hehe bit pricey tho....
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby Ollie on Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:18 pm

You have scored 0 in the "how to read a post properly before replying" test.

Congratulations.
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby dontpannic on Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:38 pm

Peep Show :You have scored 0 in the "how to read a post properly before replying" test.

Congratulations.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby mad4mp3z on Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:52 pm

yeah im off 2 a good start here aint i lol my bad
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby rslove on Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:03 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: F*cked off big style!!

Postby Phil Si on Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:15 pm

~S1~ :
Peep Show :Can I borrow your GF? I need something to put my meat in.


LMFAO! Poor Ollie, we really must get you laid this show season :D


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