FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

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FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby Dave_B on Thu May 01, 2008 9:58 pm

Just found this and it made me chuckle so thought id share it!!!

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:lol: :D
14.41 1/4 mile @ 96.95mph 0.088s reaction :-o
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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby dontpannic on Fri May 02, 2008 7:49 am

There's not a sheep with a raging boner off the camera to the right is there?


Only joking James :lol:
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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby Sphinx on Fri May 02, 2008 3:01 pm

See! From this angle it's radiant red, not orange.
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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby Ollybee on Fri May 02, 2008 4:12 pm

"I warn you, you're only gay if you push back"
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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby ~S1~ on Fri May 02, 2008 5:25 pm

Dave-Nomad is just to left of camera out of shot. "Bagsie first, i cant feel a thing after Brian's been in" :lol:
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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby MattPym on Mon May 05, 2008 12:26 am

"In this extraordinary shot, we can see the rare Homo-Heeman presenting to other nearby homosexual partners"
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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby filtra on Mon May 05, 2008 12:48 am

Poor James, all these mean comments! I'm sure he's only working out how to use the micro setting on his digi-cam so he can take a pic of the furry caterpillar on the blade of grass he spotted :)
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Postby JamieFRST on Mon May 05, 2008 11:48 am

I took that photo :P
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Postby Mikee_RS on Mon May 05, 2008 9:28 pm

hes taking a pic of my car too :P
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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby Turboboy67 on Fri May 09, 2008 10:07 pm

"If it doesn't go right in the first time Nomad, take a longer run up" :oooh:

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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby heeman10 on Sat May 10, 2008 9:45 am

I really need to scout around FT more often to see where I'm being abused so I can stick up for myself! This is happening far too often! :lol:

It is an odd photo though...and yes, it was Mikee's car, no furry caterpillars were harmed in the making of this disrespectful thread!

Only S1 and I know that he was taking a run up for his turn in leap frog. The poor little fella can't do it unless you crouch down on the ground! :(
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Postby Project_XR2i_Trackcar on Sat May 10, 2008 11:36 am

James to bloke behind, just out of shot - "hurry up and take me big boy, its on the timer, I want to make sure i catch my cum face!"
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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby Ollybee on Sat May 10, 2008 3:56 pm

Project_XR2i_Trackcar :James to bloke behind, just out of shot - "hurry up and take me big boy, its on the timer, I want to make sure i catch my cum face!"


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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby heeman10 on Sun May 11, 2008 8:20 am

"Bloke behind, just out of shot". We both know you're more than just "some bloke" Chris ;)
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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby Project_XR2i_Trackcar on Sun May 11, 2008 2:15 pm

heeman10 :"Bloke behind, just out of shot". We both know you're more than just "some bloke" Chris ;)


You still having them wet dreams you told me about James - i told you to seek therapy :rolleyes:


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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby Dave_B on Sun May 11, 2008 6:45 pm

and there was me thinking he was 'innocently' taking photos of mike's car!!

how naive can i be!!!
14.41 1/4 mile @ 96.95mph 0.088s reaction :-o
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Re: FAO Heeman... Captions Welcome

Postby JayC on Wed May 14, 2008 11:15 pm

is he photographing his car or the grass? :lol:

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