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aye so there a wiz eh i was underwater and eh this big mad shark came u tae me and
he goes arite mate and i sez arite ur ye goin tae munch me and he sez naw but i
wouldnae mind some a that fireman sam and i sez ah so ye want to get yer JAWZ
roond hes BAWZ and he sez aye hes got big f*ckin googliebears .
So i left and went up to the vicarige and i was walkin aboot lookin for bella and
there she wiz and i was like whit ye daein Ya smelly auld C*nt !!! and she wiz
like ye wantin some pasta and i was like shuv it up yer arse ya sweaty auld
basturt and she sez aye but the tvs exploded eh and i sez you should have bought
a welsh tely and she threw me oot
so i was on the street now and i was like Wheres the lavvy , and this DUG came up
to me and he goes I need a slash and i was like how can ye no p*sh and he was like
cos somebodys went and tied ma man meat into a knot and i was like
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW F*CK!!!!!!!!! and he asked for help and i sez naw cos iv got
conjunctavitus and his bowel kept gettin bigger and bigger and it was like a
f*ckin melon and then it EXPLODED!!! it f*ckin was like a pish bomb and the p*sh
went intae ma aunties eye-ak and she died and then the polis came and they were
like you ya wee basturt your a nutcase ye murdered your dug and yer auntie and i
was like naw i didnae and he sez aye ye did yer a f*ckin squeedgie bottle and then
they put me in jail......
he goes arite mate and i sez arite ur ye goin tae munch me and he sez naw but i
wouldnae mind some a that fireman sam and i sez ah so ye want to get yer JAWZ
roond hes BAWZ and he sez aye hes got big f*ckin googliebears .
So i left and went up to the vicarige and i was walkin aboot lookin for bella and
there she wiz and i was like whit ye daein Ya smelly auld C*nt !!! and she wiz
like ye wantin some pasta and i was like shuv it up yer arse ya sweaty auld
basturt and she sez aye but the tvs exploded eh and i sez you should have bought
a welsh tely and she threw me oot
so i was on the street now and i was like Wheres the lavvy , and this DUG came up
to me and he goes I need a slash and i was like how can ye no p*sh and he was like
cos somebodys went and tied ma man meat into a knot and i was like
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW F*CK!!!!!!!!! and he asked for help and i sez naw cos iv got
conjunctavitus and his bowel kept gettin bigger and bigger and it was like a
f*ckin melon and then it EXPLODED!!! it f*ckin was like a pish bomb and the p*sh
went intae ma aunties eye-ak and she died and then the polis came and they were
like you ya wee basturt your a nutcase ye murdered your dug and yer auntie and i
was like naw i didnae and he sez aye ye did yer a f*ckin squeedgie bottle and then
they put me in jail......
"Don't get up gentlemen, I'm only
passing through...."
passing through...."
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- PurePower
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Grrrrrr ex girlfriend online, bah dumbass ex girlfriend being online... this town aint big enough for the both of us!!! But we live in a city?? Yeah so maybe we do u repugnet wench!! You really got right up my nose last night, but ya new boyfriends is in Cananda for six months, ha ha ha no bedroom fun for u nah nah
Somehow that makes me feel so much better
Somehow that makes me feel so much better
KitKat - The Kat has spoken!!
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KitKat :Grrrrrr ex girlfriend online, bah dumbass ex girlfriend being online... this town aint big enough for the both of us!!! But we live in a city?? Yeah so maybe we do u repugnet wench!! You really got right up my nose last night, but ya new boyfriends is in Cananda for six months, ha ha ha no bedroom fun for u nah nah
Somehow that makes me feel so much better
indeed
where are you from mate, i'm sure i've asked this b4
- Tom SX
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- Your car: A big German gaymobile
- fiestakingfisher
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- Your car: Fiesta 2.0 Kingfisher, BMW Z4
KitKat :When I'm up (weekends) I'm on Croydon border with Bromley, but work in Croydon (Purley Way)
ooh where?
ikea, B&Q, warner village, dfs, maccy d, burger king, comet, pc world, mothercare, sainsburys, argos, currys, plum centre, world of leather, halfords, wing yip, kudos area. . .where !
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FezzR GIRL :cant believe u said that
Didi i say it was small, NO!!! I was trying 2 find a way of saying that its actually pretty big but couldnt think of anything 2 compare it to! After the last time i joked about it u know id never call u small again!
God, always let u do this 2 me, didnt need it 2nite!
- Summer22
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- Posts: 12978
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- Your car: Skoda octavia
Yeah i know, just annoys me when u show ur harsh side and i hate it when u ignore me! But hey, not a lot i can do there!
Lol, i should prob leave all this stuff off the threads now b4 someone has a go! Sorry everyone!
Lol, i should prob leave all this stuff off the threads now b4 someone has a go! Sorry everyone!
- Summer22
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