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Reminds me of the joke about the elephant and the ant......
One day, mrs elephant was walking thru the jungle and she manage to get a large thorn lodged in her foot.
No matter what she did to try and remove it, it woudl not come free, but while she was attempting to free the thorn, she was spotted by a small ant...
"Hello mrs elephant" said the ant "whats wrong with your foot"
"ohh i have a thorn stuck in there and it hurts sooo much, i'd do anything to get it out" said mrs elephant
"ANYTHING..." said mister ant, his eyes lighting up with glee
"yes" she said "anything"
"well, mrs elephant" said the ant "i have always had this rather strange desire to make love to a lady elephant such as yourself and if you would grant me this i woudl be happy to help you remove the thorn"
anyhows, mrs elephant thinks abotu this and figure what the hell, it's not as though he can do any harm, so she agrees.
So mr ant goes to her foot and pulls and tugs and eventually the thorn comes free.
"your turn to keep your part of the bargain" he says
so mrs elephant dutifully lowers her trunk to the floor, mr ant climbs up, scurrys up her trunk, over her back and positions himself at her behind and he goes for it.
He's hanging on, proper goin' for it, really enjoying himself thoroughly when they are spotted by a monkey up in the trees.
"what a pair of pillocks" think the monkey and strarts to throw coconuts down at them
one of them strikes mrs elepephant on the back of the head and she lets out a tremendous shriek of pain
at this, mr ant yells "TAKE IT ALL Bic™ YEAH ! TAKE IT ALLLLLLLL"
One day, mrs elephant was walking thru the jungle and she manage to get a large thorn lodged in her foot.
No matter what she did to try and remove it, it woudl not come free, but while she was attempting to free the thorn, she was spotted by a small ant...
"Hello mrs elephant" said the ant "whats wrong with your foot"
"ohh i have a thorn stuck in there and it hurts sooo much, i'd do anything to get it out" said mrs elephant
"ANYTHING..." said mister ant, his eyes lighting up with glee
"yes" she said "anything"
"well, mrs elephant" said the ant "i have always had this rather strange desire to make love to a lady elephant such as yourself and if you would grant me this i woudl be happy to help you remove the thorn"
anyhows, mrs elephant thinks abotu this and figure what the hell, it's not as though he can do any harm, so she agrees.
So mr ant goes to her foot and pulls and tugs and eventually the thorn comes free.
"your turn to keep your part of the bargain" he says
so mrs elephant dutifully lowers her trunk to the floor, mr ant climbs up, scurrys up her trunk, over her back and positions himself at her behind and he goes for it.
He's hanging on, proper goin' for it, really enjoying himself thoroughly when they are spotted by a monkey up in the trees.
"what a pair of pillocks" think the monkey and strarts to throw coconuts down at them
one of them strikes mrs elepephant on the back of the head and she lets out a tremendous shriek of pain
at this, mr ant yells "TAKE IT ALL Bic™ YEAH ! TAKE IT ALLLLLLLL"
Last edited by andymac on Sat Dec 28, 2002 3:55 am, edited 1 time in total.
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