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Finally the truth!

Postby Summer22 on Sat Apr 05, 2003 9:37 pm

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.
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Postby XR2-40 on Sat Apr 05, 2003 9:54 pm

:lol: :lol:
good one.
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Postby elm_us on Sat Apr 05, 2003 10:47 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby DaveZetec on Sun Apr 06, 2003 12:04 am

nah, its being lazy baxtered that kills you.. but the mexicans, well, they sweat a lot cos its warm there so i can let them off being lazy.
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Postby Tom_S on Sun Apr 06, 2003 2:38 am

:lol:
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