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Five secrets to a perfect relationship.

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Five secrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby Ollybee on Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:37 am

1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.

2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It is important to have woman who you can trust and would never lie.

4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

5. It is absolutely fudgekin vital that these four women don't know each other.
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby Andyfloss03 on Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:50 am

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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby MattPym on Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:22 pm

Quality :lol: :lol:
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby FRST SILVER on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:32 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

i like it
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby Ollybee on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:37 pm

I've had to have four romantic dinners tonight...... :bonkers:


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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby frstvanman on Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:07 am

it would be nice 2 have 4 birds lol :lol: :) :P
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby jayrs on Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:33 am

frstvanman :it would be nice 2 have 4 birds lol :lol: :) :P


i can see the ups to that but think of the downs to it, 4 birds! 4 moaning, PMT, hassle, hhmmm :lol:
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby Tetley on Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:02 am

ha ha ha quality

however it is possible to have these 4 women all rolled in to one!! clearly you have not met me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:01 am

jayrs :
frstvanman :it would be nice 2 have 4 birds lol :lol: :) :P


i can see the ups to that but think of the downs to it, 4 birds! 4 moaning, PMT, hassle, hhmmm :lol:


Very fair point, there maybe 4 times the ups but 4 times the downs :lol:

Tetley :ha ha ha quality

however it is possible to have these 4 women all rolled in to one!! clearly you have not met me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Someones not big headed :lol:
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby Tetley on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:05 am

im not big headed at all far from it at the minute however i am not most women :lol: :lol:
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:06 am

Tetley :im not big headed at all far from it at the minute however i am not most women :lol: :lol:


Was only joking, Fair enough :lol:
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby Tetley on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:11 am

:wink: :P
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby MotorcyclesFish on Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:07 pm

Tetley ::wink: :P


*sigh*

I suppose you'd better send some pics and a covering letter by PM or to applications@motorcyclesfish.com then.
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby Tetley on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:21 am

MotorcyclesFish :
Tetley ::wink: :P


*sigh*

I suppose you'd better send some pics and a covering letter by PM or to applications@motorcyclesfish.com then.



who said anything about applying!? didnt realise it was a job :lol: :lol: :rolleyes: :bonkers: :lol: :lol: :D :P
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby filtra on Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:59 pm

Tetley - You from Oxford? Do you perchance drive an blue 5dr Si with alloys of something similar?
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby Tetley on Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:53 pm

i am indeed from Oxford (ish) and yes i do drive a blue car but unfortunatly it is no where near a ford nor has five doors let alone a si


sorry must be someone else :rolleyes:
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby MENACE on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:03 pm

QUALITY :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby MotorcyclesFish on Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:00 pm

Feersum_Enjin :Tetley - You from Oxford? Do you perchance drive an blue 5dr Si with alloys of something similar?


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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby Ollybee on Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:38 am

MotorcyclesFish :
Feersum_Enjin :Tetley - You from Oxford? Do you perchance drive an blue 5dr Si with alloys of something similar?


Stalk: FAIL.



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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby James2k on Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:14 pm

Sectrets? :-? :lol:
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Re: Five sectrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby Ollybee on Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:16 pm

:lol:

D'oh!
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Re: Five secrets to a perfect relationship.

Postby Tetley on Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:31 am

James2k :Sectrets? :-? :lol:


hardly secrets any more!!

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