Foookinell, I'm seeing s**t, scared oot me brainsd

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Foookinell, I'm seeing s**t, scared oot me brainsd

Postby Mick GR on Sun May 04, 2003 3:43 am

Ahhh, s**t, IO am typing on aprayer, never in my life have I seeen black silk under-wear. I am scared out me brasins, buzzing like a mofo, seeing things that ar3eb't there, wtf!!!!!!!!!!! No mpore dope for that man, christ, beeing havoing day-dreams \babout people drowning zt sea, lungs filling up with water, feel a connection, christ, I had tiooo many ouffs, feellt like my heart was go8ng to fall out, svcsary for a whi;lre. Do you kno w what I was wishing on my way home, i was wishing that some dirty little russian bird woulkd come along and raper me sensless.

Bigg uop to the jeff for contactinbg m e sister,m am I am in noiw, it's okay. I would really like to make love to a female bodybuilder, iagine those tight thighs, phhwoaarrrrr. This feeligng is great, nothing phases you, every thing is euphoric, the weed is kiing.

I don't knbow whoi I;m posting this too, man, my head is messed up, I shouted for my sister jsut then but it wasn't really her, starting to hjear thinmgs now. Fuick, righ you newbies, never ever mix dope and alcohol....it will f**k with your mind .ike you wouldn't believe.
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Postby chimp2k2 on Sun May 04, 2003 11:15 am

:lol:

another totally weird mad fcuked up post by you :aviator:
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Postby blonde racer on Sun May 04, 2003 11:25 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby MFkev on Sun May 04, 2003 11:45 am

wasted :lol: :lol:

What a feeling :lol:
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Postby sexy-aRSe on Sun May 04, 2003 11:49 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :Q
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Postby FezzR on Sun May 04, 2003 11:52 am

KWAAAZZZZZZYYYYY :lol:
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Postby Summer22 on Sun May 04, 2003 6:22 pm

:lol: :lol: Funny as pimsle
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Postby chimp2k2 on Sun May 04, 2003 7:50 pm

Summer22 ::lol: :lol: Funny as pimsle

so how funny is a pimsle?
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Postby Summer22 on Sun May 04, 2003 7:54 pm

as funny as i want it to be :P :D
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Re: Foookinell, I'm seeing poo, scared oot me brainsd

Postby 285Andy on Sun May 04, 2003 8:10 pm

Mick GR :Ahhh, poo, IO am typing on aprayer, never in my life have I seeen black silk under-wear. I am scared out me brasins, buzzing like a mofo, seeing things that ar3eb't there, wtf!!!!!!!!!!! No mpore dope for that man, christ, beeing havoing day-dreams \babout people drowning zt sea, lungs filling up with water, feel a connection, christ, I had tiooo many ouffs, feellt like my heart was go8ng to fall out, svcsary for a whi;lre. Do you kno w what I was wishing on my way home, i was wishing that some dirty little russian bird woulkd come along and raper me sensless.

Bigg uop to the jeff for contactinbg m e sister,m am I am in noiw, it's okay. I would really like to make love to a female bodybuilder, iagine those tight thighs, phhwoaarrrrr. This feeligng is great, nothing phases you, every thing is euphoric, the weed is kiing.

I don't knbow whoi I;m posting this too, man, my head is messed up, I shouted for my sister jsut then but it wasn't really her, starting to hjear thinmgs now. Fuick, righ you newbies, never ever mix dope and alcohol....it will jolly flip with your mind .ike you wouldn't believe.


completly WASTED!!! and he still manages to post in the right forum section :lol:

a shining example of how to spend a weekend in offyourface land :Q :o
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Postby SimonT on Sun May 04, 2003 9:01 pm

you sure you aint on acid?!
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Postby Mick GR on Sun May 04, 2003 11:44 pm

Completely wasted last night folks, absolutely, i tried to shoot the party host with his gas hob lighter, was deternmined he wouldn't make it past the lkitchen door. Never in my life have I ever been soo f**cked. Aye, EvilFranky, you hoe, me n Scott waited up for like 4 hours for you and Preston, but I had to leave, Scott wanted me to go to bed but I was sooo head-fcuked that it just wasn't happening. Clothes feeling like they were pouring off my body, like running water, my wrists felt like they were twsiting round and round corkscrew style. Me head ffs, have you ever held a biot of food to a dogs face and moved your hand in circles....well I couldn't stop me head from doing that. Madness. And the walk home was crazy as hell, shadows following me, seeing things out the cornere of your eye, pure scary s**t.....mid you, it was 3 huuuge blows on the biggest bong I've ever seen in my life, the creamiest too, it looked like a glass of John Smith's, pure creamy as hell, had to run to the door after the second blow, me lungs wree on fire, had the biggest mouth-full ever, much to Scott's amazment, you've fcuking killed it, you've sucked that hole resin pile to fcuk...... :Q :Q :Q :Q

Don't do drugs kids, bad for the bod. But christ, they don't half blow your head. All that madness from a plant....bewildering. :-? :-? :-?
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Postby ~Vix~ on Mon May 05, 2003 3:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: quality! :lol:
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Postby FezzR on Mon May 05, 2003 4:03 pm

oh deary me must remember not to try that one day :rolleyes:
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Postby SimonT on Mon May 05, 2003 4:16 pm

vitamin c chap - and lots of it!
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Postby FezzR on Mon May 05, 2003 4:33 pm

SimonT :vitamin c chap - and lots of it!

oh oh oh it rhymes OD on vitamin C :lol:
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Postby Excursion on Mon May 05, 2003 10:03 pm

:aaah: that was some crazy dope you be smoking what
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