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by **Andy Si** on Sun Apr 13, 2003 7:31 pm

Roy Keane, Wayne Rooney and Patrick Viera are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks and them and says; "Before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing Patrick Viera first, "what do you believe?". Patrick looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Barcelona. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club."

God looks up and offers Viera the seat to his left.

He then turns to Roy Keane, "and you, Roy, what do you believe?"

Keane stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits."

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Keano the seat to his right.

Finally, he turns to Wayne Rooney,

"and you, Mr Rooney, what do you believe?"

"I believe", says Rooney, "that you're sitting in my seat."