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[EvilFranky]

I think it's been around before, but it's still quite funny!

All children of the 80's read this, it will take you back...

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo

Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broken.

You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby".

You wanted to be on "Jim'll Fix It".

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before he had plastic
surgery.

You had one of those T-shirts that changed colour with
heat(GlobalHypercolour).

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".

You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power and He-Man got cancelled.
>>>>
You remember Madonna in her cone stage outfit.

You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."

You wore fluorescent-neon clothing... (if you can call it clothing!)

You could break dance (ok, you wished you could)

You remember when Amiga was a state of the art video game system.

You remember M.C. Hammer.

You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"....

You can remember when it was Jazzy Jeff and The fresh Prince and NOT just
plain Will Smith!

You own any cassettes.

You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, ALF or ET lunchbox.

You have ever pondered on why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

My Little Pony, Gummy Bears and Transformers are familiar to you.

You had a Swatch Watch.

You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"

Big wheels and BMX's were the way to go.

With your pink (or blue) portable tape player, you sang to Kylie and Jason!

You owned Polly Pocket or Micro Machines.

You made Ken fall in love with Barbie.

Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.

You knew that Transformers were "more than meets the eye".

You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth.

You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living in space.

You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair.

You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.

You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box.

You wore those wide, colourful shoelaces.

You never questioned why the A-Team were always imprisoned in places that
had sufficient tools to build an armoured tank.

Dungeons & Dragons was your favourite programme.

You said "bright light, bright light" in a strange high-pitched voice.

You fell out with friends during heated arguments about the relative merits
of Matt & Luke.

Cerise pink, electric blue and banana yellow have ever featured in your
wardrobe or make-up collection.

You did the top toggle of your coat up around your neck without having your
arms in the sleeves, and you knew you looked like a superhero.

Your new winter coat was best used to demonstrate that your wings were like
a shield of steel.

You still remember when the A-ha video was the pinnacle of modern technology
and you can still sing all the words.

Your best party dress was either a ra-ra or puff-ball skirt.

You remember watching a house inhabited by a jester, a pantomime horse and a
woman who sneezed, and thinking that this was perfectly normal.

You tried to convince your Dad to fit a strip of red lights on the front of
a Capri so it looked like KITT.

You had more than 10 sweets in a 10p mix-up.

You hid behind the sofa whenever you heard the word "Exterminate!".

Girls - You owned a pair of Pixie boots, generally worn with leg warmers.

Boys - You owned a pair of pale grey slip-ons, generally worn with white
towelling socks.

Ooh, you could crush a grape!

You held a chicken in the air or stuck a deckchair up your nose.

You wore legwarmers & tried to do the splits while jumping in the air while
singing you were going to live forever.

Your best mate had a Soda Stream at home and you were jealous.

Any elderly Scottish lady sounds like Supergran

You remember playing British Bulldog, When 'Computer' Tennis, Pac-Man and
Donkey-Kong ruled

You remember hearing the tune then running out to buy an ice cream cone on a
warm summer night - 99's, screwballs or a cider lolly.

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.

Important decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."

Pass this on to anyone who needs a break - I DOUBLE-DARE YA!!!+

Brings back alot of memories that

[Mark Si]

pimsle I remember soooo much of that, and I'm only 18!

Ahh how I remember those T-shirts that changed colour with
heat(GlobalHypercolour)

Jim'll Fix it pimsle 'now then now then now then' how sad were the 80s

[The Bruster]

You tried to convince your Dad to fit a strip of red lights on the front of
a Capri so it looked like KITT.


dammit fouiled again!!!!!

in the 80s my supra was cuting edge "futeristic" design

[JamieFRST]

Ah the memorys

[chimp2k2]

hehe, my dad used to hide behind the sofa whenever Dr Who was on

and what is the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off" ?

[fiestakingfisher]

OMG, stop makin us feel old

[chimp2k2]

what is the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off" ?

[SimonT]

Back in my day..................

Anyone ever remember that ITV kids program called Knightmare????

"Side step left, watch out for the big wall with a face"!!!

I applied to go on that!

DIdnt make it though - as it was a totaly fix!

[chimp2k2]

somehow, i remember that program and i'm only nearly 17, maybe it was a different program but similar.
and
will someone please tell me the profound meaning of "Wax On, Wax Off" ?

[EvilFranky]

WAX ON WAX OFF...is the Karate Kid of course!!!!

[SimonT]

check this site out!

http://www.knightmare.clara.net/




The lifeforce meter really used to terrorise me! I found it well scary!

[AdrianFRST]

Unfeasably poor computer generated maze featuring some poor lad with a horned bucket on his head being guided through by his incompetant school chums who don't know left from right and invariably end up routing him into a bottomless pit filled with boiling acid.

All this overseen by a cheap Alan Rickman lookalike who mumbles subtle clues to the boys, who then proceed to stare at each other blankly as the clues fly straight over their heads...

[chimp2k2]

i asked for the PROFOUND meaning of "Wax On, Wax Off", not the karate kid meaning.

[InS@nE]

I think it's been around before, but it's still quite funny!

All children of the 80's read this, it will take you back...

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo tastes of piss

Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broken. still got them

You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby". now that the party is jumping with the bass kicked in and the.........

You wanted to be on "Jim'll Fix It". i asked to go to the moon, lol, never heard owt

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before he had plastic
surgery. just us ugly

You had one of those T-shirts that changed colour with heat GlobalHypercolour). blue to green

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off". to block

You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power and He-Man got cancelled. they should have both got it on

You remember Madonna in her cone stage outfit. still coudn;t sing thou, lol

You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince." now called trekkie

You wore fluorescent-neon clothing... (if you can call it clothing!)
green socks

You could break dance (ok, you wished you could) could break my leg thats about it

You remember when Amiga was a state of the art video game system. yeah baby

You remember M.C. Hammer. do do do do, can't touch this

You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".... this is a story all about how my life got fliped turned upside down"

You can remember when it was Jazzy Jeff and The fresh Prince and NOT just plain Will Smith! the song summertime

You own any cassettes. they now hold my video player up

You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, ALF or ET lunchbox. alf

You have ever pondered on why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf. nope jsut thought she was the local whore

My Little Pony, Gummy Bears and Transformers are familiar to you. optimus prime ruled

You had a Swatch Watch. pop swatch

You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!" yeha then fell of my bike going off a ramp

Big wheels and BMX's were the way to go. big wheels still are

With your pink (or blue) portable tape player, you sang to Kylie and Jason! it was black but never kylie or jason

You owned Polly Pocket or Micro Machines. still have

You made Ken fall in love with Barbie. my cousin had em and the big house too

Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away. it was, lol

You knew that Transformers were "more than meets the eye". you know it

You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth. wtf is that

You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living in space. yup, flaoting cars and s**t like that

You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair. never, but know what they are

You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish., nope just a skirt

You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box. still do jsut to cd now

You wore those wide, colourful shoelaces. pair of lagear pump with 3 colors of shoelace all woven together, took me hours, lol

You never questioned why the A-Team were always imprisoned in places that had sufficient tools to build an armoured tank. who cares a team ruled and can make anything from a fridge

Dungeons & Dragons was your favourite programme. scared me, lol

You said "bright light, bright light" in a strange high-pitched voice. still do actually :d will i eva grow up

You fell out with friends during heated arguments about the relative merits
of Matt & Luke. wtf is this all about to

Cerise pink, electric blue and banana yellow have ever featured in your
wardrobe or make-up collection. blue and yellow did

You did the top toggle of your coat up around your neck without having your arms in the sleeves, and you knew you looked like a superhero. llama yeah baby

Your new winter coat was best used to demonstrate that your wings were like a shield of steel. batfink

You still remember when the A-ha video was the pinnacle of modern technologyand you can still sing all the words. nope thank f**k

Your best party dress was either a ra-ra or puff-ball skirt. puff ball skirt, lol

You remember watching a house inhabited by a jester, a pantomime horse and awoman who sneezed, and thinking that this was perfectly normal. rentaghost

You tried to convince your Dad to fit a strip of red lights on the front of
a Capri so it looked like KITT. lol

You had more than 10 sweets in a 10p mix-up. those were the days

You hid behind the sofa whenever you heard the word "Exterminate!". tj still does

Girls - You owned a pair of Pixie boots, generally worn with leg warmers. back to rekkie again

Boys - You owned a pair of pale grey slip-ons, generally worn with white
towelling socks. school shoes

Ooh, you could crush a grape! still can

You held a chicken in the air or stuck a deckchair up your nose. aarrrrrrrrrrr gaah DO DO DO

You wore legwarmers & tried to do the splits while jumping in the air while
singing you were going to live forever. nope jsut tried to look up the girls skirt when they did thou

Your best mate had a Soda Stream at home and you were jealous. too damn right

Any elderly Scottish lady sounds like Supergran stand back superman ice man spider man, batman and robin toooo

You remember playing British Bulldog, When 'Computer' Tennis, Pac-Man and Donkey-Kong ruled still do rule

You remember hearing the tune then running out to buy an ice cream cone on a warm summer night - 99's, screwballs or a cider lolly. and the fight for the front of the q

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon. how says they aint now

Important decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo." or dip dip dog s**t you are not it

Pass this on to anyone who needs a break - I DOUBLE-DARE YA!!!+

Brings back alot of memories that

[SimonT]

Rentaghost! THat was th emost messed up program ever!

[MOONDUST FRST]

'PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION!'

Devastor(decipticon)

[InS@nE]

DUDE i had that one, was 6 little ones that made into one big fucker. got it from the warehouse up the road from me, it was a dodgy cheap import one, lol

[MOONDUST FRST]

Can get for about £15 dodgy import/remake but i want the original g1 version

[~Em~]

AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Do i feel old or what.... i remember most of that stuff... (apart fromthat banana clip thingy!)... and i'm only 20!!!!

[InS@nE]

g1 version cost a bloody packet mate

i had the autobot station thingy, saw one in an auction the other month for 600 quid

[MOONDUST FRST]

I know they do but there the ones i remember I had that one too he was called metroplex

[FezzR]

Back in my day..................

Anyone ever remember that ITV kids program called Knightmare????

"Side step left, watch out for the big wall with a face"!!!

I applied to go on that!

DIdnt make it though - as it was a totaly fix!

MY SISTER WAS ON THAT

[InS@nE]

I know they do but there the ones i remember I had that one too he was called metroplex

thats the bugger

[freebass]

ahhhh the memories!!!!! posted this ages ago but still enjoyed reading it again.

btw - dont u lot rekon the toys from our time Transformers,Thundercats (cheetara was FIT!! hehe), MASK.... are much better than the Teletubby s**t of the nineties!!!!!!

[~Em~]

ahhhh the memories!!!!! posted this ages ago but still enjoyed reading it again.

btw - dont u lot rekon the toys from our time Transformers,Thundercats (cheetara was FIT!! hehe), MASK.... are much better than the Teletubby poo of the nineties!!!!!!

I agree....
Top Cat, Button Moon, Magic Roundabout and Bagpuss.... All my favourites were much better than this s**t they put on today!!!

[InS@nE]

new toys are just remakes of the old ones, but crap

[TrekkieFRST]

You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince." now called trekkie

Bic™

The A Team Ruled..." I found some rusty nails, 2 paint cans and a ham sandwich...and I've made a bulldozer with guns"

Button Moon also Ruled

Optimus Prime was a god!!!

[chimp2k2]

will someone fookin tell me what the profound meaning of "Wax On, Wax Off" is, i'm gettin annoyed now, i've asked about 4 times and still not got an answer.!!!!!!

[Mark Si]

MASK LOL I remember that, in fact I think I still have some of my old Mask toys stuffed away somewhere (I dont clear out much and I've lived in this house since I was 3 )

Anyone remember a toy series thing called 'Ring Raiders' where you had these little model planes attatched to a crappy plastic ring? Must be one of the most controversial names ever

[TrekkieFRST]

will someone fookin tell me what the profound meaning of "Wax On, Wax Off" is, i'm gettin annoyed now, i've asked about 4 times and still not got an answer.!!!!!!

It was profound in that after that film everyone went around doing it...at least saying it.

He learned to use the polishing skills to defend himself!!!

IT WAS PROFOUND

[InS@nE]

will someone fookin tell me what the profound meaning of "Wax On, Wax Off" is, i'm gettin annoyed now, i've asked about 4 times and still not got an answer.!!!!!!

i said in my post mate


and llama at ringraiders, where's fezzrgirl bet she got one

[Mark Si]

pimsle @ Mark

he/she/it was the inspiration for the name

[285Andy]

Rentaghost! THat was th emost messed up program ever!

fookin reantaghost!! Mrs Meaker is on one of the soaps as well!! is it emerdale or brookside? cant remeber now but fooked up program or what! and that dumb horse Dobin

[The Bruster]

I still listen to "summertime"

[Ollie]

You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"....

I still watch the Fresh Pince of Bel Air, and I still know all the words.

You knew that Transformers were "more than meets the eye".

AND I've still got my transformers... Robots In Disguise.

You never questioned why the A-Team were always imprisoned in places that had sufficient tools to build an armoured tank.

Although I did wonder why I couldn't build a working rocket launcher out of a pen a cereal box and some sticky tape... and theirs always looked so much more realistic as well.

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.

What do you mean "were"!?

You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby".

No comment.


There's one missing.....

To show you were cool you bought a pair of flourescent yellow and a pair of flourescent green socks and then wore one from each pair together.

So many of us at school used to do that.