Forgive me for I have sinned....

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Forgive me for I have sinned....

Postby Ollie on Wed Feb 19, 2003 9:52 am

Whilst on a lunch break recently I found myself with nothing to do. As I got gradually more and more bored I noticed that someone had left a copy of Max Power near my desk. Try as I might, eventually the bordem got the better of me and I reached over for the "mag". I started looking at the pictures (because lets face it you can't do much else with it!), and found some of them to be particularly nice... I feel so dirty now. Is there still time for me to repent my sins or have I firmly secured my place in hell for this filthy and most disgusting behaviour?

Please help. :cry:
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Postby chumkila on Wed Feb 19, 2003 9:54 am

Four cups of tea and five knuckle shuffle's once before bedtime and once again each morning for one week and the Lord shall forgive you my son.
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:09 am

OI chum sod off where does it say chumkilla forum, it dont go abuse the rest of the sit like you normally do :x :x :x :lol:

Ollie in repent for your sins there are a number of actions that you can follow out.

1, cover yourself in hot tar and feathers
2, go cold turkey and never read maxpower again (no loss, lol)
3, be forced to talk to chum on a daily basis
4, send me £25 a day for the next 8 months
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Postby ~S1~ on Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:14 am

Reckon I'd go with Chum on this one :D
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Postby Ollie on Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:15 am

Thank you for your advice oh wise one... I will try to follow the way of the good in future and resist these dark temptations I have... :)
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:22 am

or another option, simple buy a respectable p-o-r-n mag such as

"readers wives" "40+" "granny with there saggy bits" and insert inside the maxpower magazine. that way you can still hold the magazine but at least you'll be getting some culture at the same time ;)

p.s "shemales issue vol4 issue 7" is a good un :P
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Postby Ollie on Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:27 am

:oooh: Cheeky :lol: :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:38 am

:lol: :lol:
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Postby chumkila on Wed Feb 19, 2003 11:37 am

S1 :Reckon I'd go with Chum on this one :D


Yes Yes!! :D Course ya would, aint got a choice now! :wink:
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