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Postby thesylph005 on Thu Mar 06, 2003 12:36 am

I have a good idea. people... post pictures of your palms to be analysed FREE OF CHARGE.

and we can tell you

some boaring stuff about how rich your gonna be when youll die...

we can also identify personality problems, criminal records, missing family / friends, embarrasing incidents and lots more.

have a go

itll be fun
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Postby chimp2k2 on Thu Mar 06, 2003 12:58 am

ooh, me first, me first :D :D :D

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Postby MaXsteri on Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:43 am

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Postby elm_us on Thu Mar 06, 2003 11:28 am

Chimp2k2, your in luck your gonna fall in love with a sweet old, man, named Mark :)

MaXsteri, your in the spork if its that color after u left the bathroom
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Postby thesylph005 on Thu Mar 06, 2003 1:19 pm

hi im back.

CHIMP2K2 - Your Future is like the Alps. The lines accross your fingers and thumb mean you have clearly learnt to use your hand wisely, this is a sign of great inteligence, but be careful of the 3rd moon for you were not born yesterday. September is the year you are celebrated and this is sure to be a fatal month (for someone... im not sure who but probably someone somewhere)
you may fall ill in the next 2 years but make a full recovery.
You will die old and married to an old person in the third millenium.
There will be cabbages that taste of Pizza and Horses that can swim faster that dolphins.

Your Past is like a naughy milkfloat. The fact that you lack a thumb shows you have been in quite a few fights, mainly with "bigger boys". the third horizontal line proves you to have homosexual tendancies but the diagonal disecting it ensures you do not act these out. However this hand has touched many a mans rear. (women with manly rears also count). But these insodends have come over a long period of time.
You have not allways been very successful with what you have done, school was a dissapiontment... that big fu*kin F near your thumb is no coincidence.

Good Luck!


MaXsteri - Your Future is like a melon being used as a bowling ball. You have distinct "alley shots" marked on your palm describing your inconsistent methods. When the moon collides with Jupiter, you will feel a great tremor, if you have any pets they will die someday within the next 20 years. Sorry! Within the next 12 years a small colony of tiny little rabbit-elf type people will have been established on your hand. Be Careful what you tell them.

Your Past is like a cheeky squirrel. You fidle with things you know you shouldnt and suffer the consequences., the lack of lines on your finger ends shows you to be slightly less inteligent but have used what you have to its full abiility. You have felt many asses as well in your time, but maily of the femail type, however remember to wipe your hands.
You smoke obsessively and you are filling your lungs with tar.
You Drink and Drive and are Endangering Your Car
Im a poet and i dont know it.
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Postby MaXsteri on Thu Mar 06, 2003 11:43 pm

thesylph005 :CHIMP2K2 - that big fu*kin F near your thumb is no coincidence

:lol:
thesylph005 :MaXsteri - You smoke obsessively and you are filling your lungs with tar.
You Drink and Drive and are Endangering Your Car

:lol:
Or i just waxed the car :bonkers:
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Postby JamieFRST on Fri Mar 07, 2003 12:16 am

llama :lol: :lol: :lol:


MaXsteri is THE HULK
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Postby MaXsteri on Fri Mar 07, 2003 1:15 am

mixon :llama :lol: :lol: :lol:


MaXsteri is THE HULK

:lol:
Shhhh, their be after me again :o
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Postby ~Vix~ on Fri Mar 07, 2003 4:48 pm

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