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sexy-aRSe :llama i always bunked school so missed my report
I found yours faye:
Faye is a lazy student - who often is caught day dreaming and moaning about "stella".
On one occasion on school journey she appeared half naked mubling something about a "sunny"!
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SimonT :Faye is a lazy student - who often is caught day dreaming and moaning about "stella".
On one occasion on school journey she appeared half naked mubling something about a "sunny"!
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SimonT :sexy-aRSe :llama i always bunked school so missed my report
I found yours faye:
Faye is a lazy student - who often is caught day dreaming and moaning about "stella".
On one occasion on school journey she appeared half naked mubling something about a "sunny"!
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Fook of si thats not me u got the wrong gal
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sexy-aRSe :Summer22 :sexy-aRSe :Fook of si thats not me u got the wrong gal
in your dreams love, he got you to a T
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not even in your dreams this time Faye You even dream of alcohol
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I'm convinced Simon is old enough to have left school many years ago - his appearance is oddly deceptive to his age. He exibits an odd trait of waving his arms about and miming a "box" shape with his hands whenever he hears certain sounds. These include road drills, the fire alarm, level crossing beeps and class 4a performing percusssion practice. During school dinners he performs a strange forward / backward motion with a pair of dinner plates, while he holds a donut to one ear and shouts "Triptech in the house! rip the motherf**kin 303s out!!" to the canteen staff. Music lessons provide much enjoyment to Simon, he's never happier than when he's bashing away on a snare drum, although our Music Teacher Mrs Winterbottom is often confused when Simon asks if he can have a distortion bandpass filter - most of the children are happy with a triangle.
thats just too damn funny
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sexy-aRSe :God what do i have to do to convince you!!! pimsle i have given it all up You will see ha ha
hmmm...... well maybe at the next major meet. you coming to the FordSport weekender?
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sexy-aRSe :God what do i have to do to convince you!!! pimsle i have given it all up You will see ha ha
hmmm...... well maybe at the next major meet. you coming to the FordSport weekender?
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MadMac :AdrianFRST :Simon T
I'm convinced Simon is old enough to have left school many years ago - his appearance is oddly deceptive to his age. He exibits an odd trait of waving his arms about and miming a "box" shape with his hands whenever he hears certain sounds. These include road drills, the fire alarm, level crossing beeps and class 4a performing percusssion practice. During school dinners he performs a strange forward / backward motion with a pair of dinner plates, while he holds a donut to one ear and shouts "Triptech in the house! rip the motherf**kin 303s out!!" to the canteen staff. Music lessons provide much enjoyment to Simon, he's never happier than when he's bashing away on a snare drum, although our Music Teacher Mrs Winterbottom is often confused when Simon asks if he can have a distortion bandpass filter - most of the children are happy with a triangle.
thats just too damn funny
True. Just pimsle looking at that again.
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Capri :MadMac :AdrianFRST :Simon T
I'm convinced Simon is old enough to have left school many years ago - his appearance is oddly deceptive to his age. He exibits an odd trait of waving his arms about and miming a "box" shape with his hands whenever he hears certain sounds. These include road drills, the fire alarm, level crossing beeps and class 4a performing percusssion practice. During school dinners he performs a strange forward / backward motion with a pair of dinner plates, while he holds a donut to one ear and shouts "Triptech in the house! rip the motherf**kin 303s out!!" to the canteen staff. Music lessons provide much enjoyment to Simon, he's never happier than when he's bashing away on a snare drum, although our Music Teacher Mrs Winterbottom is often confused when Simon asks if he can have a distortion bandpass filter - most of the children are happy with a triangle.
thats just too damn funny
True. Just pimsle looking at that again.
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