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Postby TomRS1800 on Sun Jun 08, 2003 11:12 pm

What a laugh!! Nice one Ade!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Mofonumba1 on Sun Jun 08, 2003 11:44 pm

Take me hat off to ya Ade (if i was wearing one)

Top Lad!! :devil:
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Postby elm_us on Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:45 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: again,

can i have my updated :lol:
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Postby Ollie on Mon Jun 09, 2003 12:34 pm

Excelent. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anymore coming? There are still more people who've escaped so far. :D :lol: :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Mon Jun 09, 2003 12:41 pm

I want one :rolleyes:
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Postby Summer22 on Mon Jun 09, 2003 12:45 pm

mixon :I want one :rolleyes:


me 2 :cry:
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Postby housey on Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:11 pm

Summer22 :
mixon :I want one :rolleyes:


me 2 :cry:



and meeeee :cry: :cry: :cry: :D
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Postby chumkila on Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:14 pm

stop crying yer babies! :P
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Postby JamieFRST on Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:09 pm

Ade can you put chum in detention, he's picking on us :rolleyes:
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Postby chumkila on Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:12 pm

I'll fite yer!
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Postby JamieFRST on Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:22 pm

I bet ya can box a little, can't ya sir? Aye, you look like a boxer.

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Postby dorno on Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:23 pm

sensitive boy ain't u tommy
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Postby Summer22 on Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:35 pm

mixon :Ade can you put chum in detention, he's picking on us :rolleyes:


pimsle, bless. Ade please, he's being really mean and making Mixon cry :cry:
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Postby chumkila on Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:36 pm

Oi shut up summer! :P
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Postby Ollie on Mon Jun 09, 2003 6:13 pm

Summer22 :
mixon :I want one :rolleyes:


me 2 :cry:



I do too, but I'm not sure Ade knows enough about me to actually have anything to make humor out of. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Excursion on Mon Jun 09, 2003 6:15 pm

put me in detention. I'm very, very naughty.
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Postby Sphinx on Mon Jun 09, 2003 6:57 pm

Excursion :put me in detention. I'm very, very naughty.


For sum reason i'm reminded of that old bloke in the fast show:

I was very, very drunk


Oh yeah, and they'r all very good Ade. You should write for a magazine with skills like that. :)
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Postby AdrianFRST on Mon Jun 09, 2003 6:58 pm

TJ

Since TJ joined the school, supplies of exclamation marks have dwindled to the point of a severe shortage. A scan of his recent posts showed him using at least two at the end of every sentence. Caused some confusion to newer pupils by replacing his school photo with one of Sunny.

Has a pathological fear of Nitrous Oxide and other pupils reduce him to tears by chasing him round the playground with large canisters and shouting "ooh ooh nitrous!!!".

Bassboy

Amarz is certainly a resourceful pupil, but has a tendancy to get somwhat carried away with the functionality of his projects, often to the point of causing physical damage.

An invoice has been submitted to his parents / guardians for the cost of the following items:

- The surplus electricity consumed at a mass rate during the demonstration of his last project.
- Replacement glass for the windows of classroom 4b.
- Replacement glass for the windows of all the other classrooms in the school.
- Replacement glass for the windows of all the houses within a 5 mile radius of the school.
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Postby Sphinx on Mon Jun 09, 2003 7:01 pm

AdrianFRST :TJ

Bassboy

Amarz is certainly a resourceful pupil, but has a tendancy to get somwhat carried away with the functionality of his projects, often to the point of causing physical damage.

An invoice has been submitted to his parents / guardians for the cost of the following items:

- The surplus electricity consumed at a mass rate during the demonstration of his last project.
- Replacement glass for the windows of classroom 4b.
- Replacement glass for the windows of all the other classrooms in the school.
- Replacement glass for the windows of all the houses within a 5 mile radius of the school.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby InS@nE on Mon Jun 09, 2003 7:08 pm

nomaderst :Superb, do Ins@[ERRR]! :lol:


err no dont. i'm quiet leave me alone i just sit here gettin on with my work :)

:looks all sweet and innocent: :rolleyes:
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Postby elm_us on Mon Jun 09, 2003 8:13 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: @ bassboys

DO ins@[ERRR] :lol: ZIMMMZ
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Postby ~Vix~ on Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:29 pm

:lol: can i have mine updated now im older :P
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Postby Summer22 on Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:39 pm

:lol: :lol: Yeah how much older??? :P
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Postby ~Vix~ on Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:41 pm

a year :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:47 am

Post you real school report :lol: :P
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Postby ~Vix~ on Tue Jun 10, 2003 5:33 pm

mixon :Post you real school report :lol: :P


whyyyyy :P
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Postby Mr Jungle on Tue Jun 10, 2003 6:37 pm

LMFAO @ Jay's report selling "light 'n' pipes" etc
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Postby chimp2k2 on Tue Jun 10, 2003 6:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

pimsle i'd never seen this before :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yeah vix, post your real one :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Tue Jun 10, 2003 7:47 pm

:lol: why would anyone wanna see my real one?!
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Postby AdrianFRST on Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:09 pm

Just remembered about this! :D

Will be moved to classic topics in a bit.
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Postby ~Vix~ on Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:22 pm

:lol: :lol: am i old enought o be here yet Ade?! :P
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Postby SimonT on Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:30 pm

quality!!!!!! :lol:
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Postby ~nomad~ on Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:38 pm

lol, i remember these. Well funny :lol:
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Postby Summer22 on Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:58 pm

:lol: These r still hilarious! :lol:
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Postby Dookie on Mon Apr 19, 2004 11:24 pm

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