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Gareth Gates original comic relief version!!

Postby TJ on Mon Apr 14, 2003 2:33 pm

When I die and they lay me to rest,
Gonna go to a speech therapist
When they lay me down to die,
Goin up to the spirit in the sky

Goin' up to the Spirit in the sky(Spirit in the sky)
That's where I'm gonna go when I die(When I die)
When I die and they lay me to rest,
They’ll realise that I was just a pest!

(Music Interment)
(What, Wembley? Not wembley you idiot, he means heaven
I thought we got reincarnated, I want to come back as Gareths Hair Gel)

Prepare yourself, you know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in Jesus,
So you know that when you die,
He's gonna recommend you to a guy who knows a guy!
(Spirit in the sky)
Going up to the Spirit in the sky
That's where i'm gonna go when I die(When I die)
When I die, and they lay me to rest,
They’ll realise that I was just a pest!

(Music Interment)
(Could you be more specific?Is It driving distance?
Would you need a comfort bracelet?
There better not be stairs wherever it is.
Shut up this is my big guitar solo)

(Sanjeev keep it down, the neighbours)

Never been a sinner, I've never sinned,
I've got a friend in Jesus (Hes so sweet)
So you know that when I die,
He's gonna set me up with the Spirit in the sky

Whoa, set me up with the therapist in the sky(Spirit in the sky)
That's where I'm gonna go when I die(When I die)
When I die and they lay me to rest,
Im gonna go to a speech therapist.

Whoa, set me up with the Spirit in the sky(Spirit in the sky)
That's where I'm gonna go when I die(When I die)
When I die and they lay me to rest,
Im gonna go to a speech therapist

Going up to the Spirit in the sky
That's where i'm gonna go when I die(When I die)
When I die, and they lay me to rest,
I'm gonna go to a speech therapist
(Yeh well youve said that but where?)
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
(An address may be helpful)
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
(I dont think he knows)
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
(He keeps saying the same thing)

So, what do you reckon?
Is Will Young available?
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Postby JamieFRST on Mon Apr 14, 2003 2:46 pm

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Postby TJ on Mon Apr 14, 2003 2:49 pm

I couldnt be bothered to go into it in anymore detail, but thats what ive been singing since i heard the stupid song!!

Its a regular in my shower routine!
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Postby elm_us on Mon Apr 14, 2003 3:12 pm

TJ :I couldnt be bothered to go into it in anymore detail, but thats what ive been singing since i heard the stupid song!!

Its a regular in my shower routine!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thats where i got it from
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Postby TJ on Mon Apr 14, 2003 3:22 pm

elm_us :
TJ :I couldnt be bothered to go into it in anymore detail, but thats what ive been singing since i heard the stupid song!!

Its a regular in my shower routine!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thats where i got it from


You must have heard me, after i finished with ya mutha!!
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Postby elm_us on Mon Apr 14, 2003 3:27 pm

TJ :
elm_us :
TJ :I couldnt be bothered to go into it in anymore detail, but thats what ive been singing since i heard the stupid song!!

Its a regular in my shower routine!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thats where i got it from


You must have heard me, after i finished with ya mutha!!


ah thats when i heard you was it ?

thought it was when i was at yours with your mamma, and u came home unexpected
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Postby TJ on Mon Apr 14, 2003 3:28 pm

elm_us :
TJ :
elm_us :
TJ :I couldnt be bothered to go into it in anymore detail, but thats what ive been singing since i heard the stupid song!!

Its a regular in my shower routine!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thats where i got it from


You must have heard me, after i finished with ya mutha!!


ah thats when i heard you was it ?

thought it was when i was at yours with your mamma, and u came home unexpected



It werent unexpected! I knew i was going home!!
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Postby elm_us on Mon Apr 14, 2003 4:05 pm

TJ :It werent unexpected! I knew i was going home!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby TJ on Tue Apr 15, 2003 9:03 am

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Postby Tom_S on Tue Apr 15, 2003 11:23 am

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