Goodbye bathroom spider

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Goodbye bathroom spider

Postby MotorcyclesFish on Fri May 29, 2009 5:56 pm

Though I never knew you at all
You were the fly-eating, scuttling friend
Behind my toilet roll.

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Re: Goodbye bathroom spider

Postby Ruishy1 on Fri May 29, 2009 8:33 pm

im ever so slightly confused :-?
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Re: Goodbye bathroom spider

Postby dude17_uk on Sat May 30, 2009 1:39 pm

did u stamp on him ? :lol:
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Re: Goodbye bathroom spider

Postby woody23 on Sat May 30, 2009 4:50 pm

why you re-written candle in the wind for
surely Boris the spider by the who would of been a better send-off :lol:
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Re: Goodbye bathroom spider

Postby Project on Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:48 pm

Grant, are you feeling alright fella? ;o)
<< I need to put something here, yer? >>
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Re: Goodbye bathroom spider

Postby Hilton HS2 on Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:58 am

he's doing a susan boyle
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Re: Goodbye bathroom spider

Postby Ruishy1 on Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:01 am

Hilton HS2 :he's doing a susan boyle

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Re: Goodbye bathroom spider

Postby ~S1~ on Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:09 pm

It seems to me you lived your life,
like a spider on a web,
never knowing where to cling to,
when I dropped the shower-head,

I would have liked to have squashed you,
but that could not be done,
your web got washed out long before
i got to have some fun...

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Re: Goodbye bathroom spider

Postby luca on Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:46 pm

Now below the seat of life
I see you glaring at my wife

Your jorney hath come to an end
when i flush you down the u bend!
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Re: Goodbye bathroom spider

Postby 285Andy on Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:44 pm

f**k all that! just kick it in the shins and be done with it!
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Re: Goodbye bathroom spider

Postby dontpannic on Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:37 pm

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Re: Goodbye bathroom spider

Postby MotorcyclesFish on Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:44 pm

~S1~ :It seems to me you lived your life,
like a spider on a web,
never knowing where to cling to,
when I dropped the shower-head,

I would have liked to have squashed you,
but that could not be done,
your web got washed out long before
i got to have some fun...

Music: Elton "Bongo" John. Lyrics: Juan Fernandez McFish & Brian "midget or dwarf?" Potter(c) 2009. All rights reserved.





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You missed your calling mate.
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