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Postby thesylph005 on Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:18 pm

go on...GUESS
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Postby Sauna on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:34 pm

you've just found out you're albanian?
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:52 pm

err that you name sounds like a sexually transmitted disease :D
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Postby andymac on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:54 pm

you're related to lolo ferrari ?
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Postby heeman10 on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:55 pm

Ummmm....Planet of the Apes was in fact filmed in the future, and the humans were actually apes, made up to look like humans, and the earth is, in truth, ruled by monkey-men from 2055 (after the nuclear explosion at the Sainsburys chicken farm...what, you thought they were real chickens?! They taste too damn good to be real). Close? :-? I think the STD suggestion is closer to the mark ;)
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:56 pm

you only have one testicle
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Postby andymac on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:56 pm

you were conceived in a hermetically sealed container ?
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:57 pm

your first love was a sheep :-?
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Postby andymac on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:57 pm

You have a third testicle ?
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Postby heeman10 on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:58 pm

Chum has a life outside FT posting? :p
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Postby andymac on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:59 pm

You know where the price breaks are for when ordering KY in bulk ?
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:59 pm

your testicles are made of jam
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Postby heeman10 on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:59 pm

Muchos references to testicles....you wanna share anything Ins@[ERRR]? ;)
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Postby andymac on Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:59 pm

heeman10 :Chum has a life outside FT posting? :p


Now you're just being silly ! :wink:
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Postby andymac on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:01 pm

You're an undercover US Marshal ?
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:01 pm

you are actually 12 years old like swannick and jimbob thingy bloke
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:01 pm

heeman10 :Muchos references to testicles....you wanna share anything Ins@[ERRR]? ;)


yeah my walkers salt and shake if you ask nicely :oooh:
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Postby heeman10 on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:02 pm

You ARE a testicle? :-?
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:02 pm

were going to get banned by ade for posting spork maybe, nah thats an obvious one :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Postby heeman10 on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:03 pm

Yeah, keep em original and unlikely ;)
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:04 pm

heeman10 :You ARE a testicle? :-?


your the one still ona bout em,pooof :P :D
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Postby andymac on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:04 pm

nutsack !
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Postby heeman10 on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:05 pm

:p to you Ins@[ERRR]!

Perhaps a combunculation of all the above suggestions?

You are a jam-filled testicle, which bares resemblence to a 12 year old ape, which resembles Swanick and Jimrose's long-lost cousin, Ade?!
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Postby andymac on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:06 pm

You're short ?
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Postby andymac on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:07 pm

You have a real job ?
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:07 pm

andymac :You're short ?


go shorty, it's ya birthday.... de da dum
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Postby andymac on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:08 pm

You have more arse hair than facial hair ?
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Postby heeman10 on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:08 pm

We gonna sip bacarrdi like it's ya berfday :Q


....I bin hit with a few shells, and now I walk wit a limp *I'm aiite* ;)
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Postby andymac on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:12 pm

You have a pet snail called ronald ?
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Postby heeman10 on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:13 pm

Pizzas are as good as creatine and fat eating tablets in one?
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:14 pm

you love the 'conquering device' :aaah:
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Postby andymac on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:16 pm

Only if it's posh tho, a bit like a certain someone else we know eh guv :P :lol: :P
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:19 pm

oo i love the posh stuff :lol: :lol:
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Postby thesylph005 on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:31 pm

sorry guys. nowhere near.. its far more exciting
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:42 pm

what then, we've mentioned all the exciting stuff :-? :-? :-? :-?
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