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Postby TJ on Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:00 pm

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting
over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one
blonde with big titties.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big titties?

Why kill a blonde with big titties?

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about
the 140 million Iraqis!"
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Postby chumkila on Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:03 pm

:lol:
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Postby InS@nE on Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:08 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: harsh but funny :P
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Postby elm_us on Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:33 pm

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Summer22 on Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:46 pm

:o :o :o :rolleyes:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Wed Apr 09, 2003 6:40 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Thu Apr 10, 2003 12:01 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: good one
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Postby chimp2k2 on Thu Apr 10, 2003 12:05 am

funny :D
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Postby Swanick on Thu Apr 10, 2003 11:46 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Tom_S on Thu Apr 10, 2003 12:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby angeljayneuk on Thu Apr 10, 2003 12:05 pm

:rolleyes: :lol: :lol:
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