Hmmm, how sad...LATE NIGHT PEOPLE???
yes i was drunk last night and walked about 5 miles got stopped by the police to ask for my name and how old i am and they asked where i had come from told them near morrisons and they asked me if that was a club dont think they were to impressed when i laughed and said no its a supermarket but they then let me back on my way but never gave me a lift to tesco what would of been nice, i thought of taken a thru shortcuts but they ended up not bein shortcuts at all the first one i was stuck on top of a cliff and needed to be at the bottom to get to tesco but couldnt figure how to get back down so walked past a graveyard which i kept thinking i was seeing things, then my mate stopped for a wee and had the same police car drive past him but they left us alone this time, we finally got to tesco and brought some cigs and sat outside to smoke one b4 we headed of back home but outside tesco was one of them rides you put your kids in that go back and forth we tried fitting in one but didnt work and the thing kept laughin with some freaky kid laugh, so then we started our way home and on the way thought we would take another short cut thru a car show room only to get to the other side and found loads of thorn bushes but we started just walkin thru them but that wasnt it the children born out of wedlock had start barb wire in there aswell so had to go thru the middle of that and i got caught on it and couldnt move until my mate got my shirt off it, we finally got thru all that and was back near the road again then we saw this path we have never seen b4 so decide to go up there to check if this was indeed a shortcut but when we got there it didnt look like one so we jumped thru some gardens and found the road we was ment to be on, we finally got home at about 5am and we only set off at about 2am nothing like a walking while drunk, i got no sleep and is knackered
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I am so awake
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Whats been going on then
Looks a little quiet on the LNC front tonite
Joke
Whats been going on then
Looks a little quiet on the LNC front tonite
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yep tis quiet
Orignal but still not funny
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I go to bed early now so no late night posting for me!
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