How dodgy are you?

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How dodgy are you?

Postby Bash on Thu May 08, 2003 6:52 pm

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Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £5000
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Postby chimp2k2 on Thu May 08, 2003 7:11 pm

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 29.5 Potential fine: £7000
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Postby Summer22 on Thu May 08, 2003 7:15 pm

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
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Postby ~Vix~ on Thu May 08, 2003 7:35 pm

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000



see im not that bad :D
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Postby JamieFRST on Thu May 08, 2003 7:39 pm

Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

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Postby ~Vix~ on Thu May 08, 2003 7:39 pm

roflmao @ Jamie! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby InS@nE on Thu May 08, 2003 7:45 pm

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 47.5 Potential fine: £4500


:cry: wish i'd lied on some answers now, lol
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Postby ~Vix~ on Thu May 08, 2003 7:47 pm

InS@[ERRR] :but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.


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Postby Andy.B on Thu May 08, 2003 7:50 pm

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 29.5 Potential fine: £2000

:D :D
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Postby SimonT on Thu May 08, 2003 7:59 pm

ha ha ha ha!!!

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More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 52 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

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Postby elm_us on Thu May 08, 2003 7:59 pm

Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

:o :o :o clicking yes to every answer :lol:

will do it properly now
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Postby chimp2k2 on Thu May 08, 2003 8:00 pm

elm_us :Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

:o :o :o clicking yes to every answer :lol:

will do it properly now

i tried that aswel :lol: :D
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Postby elm_us on Thu May 08, 2003 8:03 pm

ok really i am

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Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 29 Potential fine: £0


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Postby Project on Thu May 08, 2003 8:18 pm

Errm...

You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 112 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!


Err....
<< I need to put something here, yer? >>
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