fiestaturbo.com

[dorno]

...random bouts of mild depression brought on by lack of girlfriend?

Only one girl ever showed any real interest in me, ever, and I think I threw that chance away

do u reckon shaving off The Beard would help?

would you also recommend alteration of mode of vehicular transport?

c'mon trained counsellors, do your work, i'm feelin lonely here. mind u, it doesn't help that I'm in France.

[Project]

I vote Yes and Yes in Dave and Mark's absence

[chimp2k2]

they have computers in france

oh, your using your laptop

they have phone lines in france

[thesylph005]

mobile probably!

[thesylph005]

you say you should get rid of your beard. maybe you could post a pic of your face and some photoshoppers can have a go restyling you!

i know how you feel tho. BE STRONG

[Summer22]

Awww honey, women r bitches and not worth the hassel

[InS@nE]

mr crapi

imho shave ya beard off and place on your chest, buy a big shiney medal from a second hand shop. place on a nice piece of bach chain and place over your head making a trusty pulling device.

go to a local discoteche(sp) open shirt to show new found sexgod symbols and shout "OI OI"

you will either get beaten up buy some big boys or pull some local 14 yr old slapper. hopefully the later

if that fails phone 07989456456 chose option 1 then 4 then 6 then 5 then 3 then 2 then 1 then press * and ask for mandy she only charges a fiver ask fiesta boy

[MaXsteri]

imho shave ya beard off and place on your chest, buy a big shiney medal from a second hand shop. place on a nice piece of bach chain and place over your head making a trusty pulling device

Well as they say:
"If you cant support a medalion they how can you expect to support a family?"

[Brycey]

[dorno]

cheers guys, feelin a bit betta now

will try and post a pic of the beard so that the photoshoppers can do their worst

Ins@[ERRR], don't worry, i just ordered my medallion from http://www.sexkingsdirect.com and I've also invested in a pair of stick-on sideburns with matching clip-on Elvis quiff. hope this is the right way to go? by the way, how did u get my mum's mobile number?

Sylph, Lou, cheers 4 the kind words.

Proj, am considering both options as I speak

[InS@nE]

hmm the stick on side burns can look a bit tacky, it depends if there made from mouse or moose hair, the mouse ones imho can look very tacky

[Sphinx]

pimsle @ Ins@[ERRR]! u random nutter!

Dont diss sideburns! they rule

[Ollie]

Sideburns mark the REAL men.

[InS@nE]

after asking various other clients these seem to be the best stick on ones on the market today


or just hang on and dont shave for a few days and you to could have some beautys like these

[Brycey]

pimsle

[Maff Si]

ive always found a tug relieves tension and bordem

not tried this personally but phil tells me a goat or even a rubber chicken or blowup sheep with a spot of KY is good

alternatively break into the local Morgue

[Summer22]

ive always found a tug relieves tension and bordem

not tried this personally but phil tells me a goat or even a rubber chicken or blowup sheep with a spot of KY is good

[Sauna]

ive always found a tug relieves tension and bordem

not tried this personally but phil tells me a goat or even a rubber chicken or blowup sheep with a spot of KY is good

that shocked you but the whole 'go to the morgue' thing didn't?????

[TrekkieFRST]

ive always found a tug relieves tension and bordem

not tried this personally but phil tells me a goat or even a rubber chicken or blowup sheep with a spot of KY is good

that shocked you but the whole 'go to the morgue' thing didn't?????

I thought that

[MaXsteri]

pimsle

[dorno]

load of nuttahs