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[Mr Jungle]

Im tall, have dark hair and am very handsome (or so im told). But despite this im always single I cant seem to just go up to chicks and talk to them if i really like them - only if i think they are just ok. Im at a lost end, please help Ins@[ERRR] and Nomad

[Summer22]

It's bcoz u promise girls naked pics but u never deliver

[swanickrstmyarse]

its because of your onion farm.

[vanny magnet]

Dont make me come on MSN and sort yo aSs !!!

What about that girlie you were tellin me about?

vanny

[~Vix~]

awww you'll find someone

[vannys burd]

Wot girlie????????

Awww you find someone soon i'm sure of it!!

[Brad]

Go for the drive thru chick!

Dude, you can have some of mine........lol, need to get rid of a few! Just kidding.

I'll come down and stay with u for a weekend, and I guarantee they will all be eating out of your hand by the time the weekend is over!

And anyway, I just spoke to u on MSN, and u aint replied.

baxtered!

[chumkila]

Try being cruel to these female creatures, they'll be gaggin for more. OR so im told. All this im so innocent sh!te is all bollox. All their after is some action and excitement not a "nice" bloke like they go around saying just for their reputation.

Gimme a girl that aint turned on by excitement....

u've guessed it u cant.

The truth revealed once more.

[TJ]

Mate just dont try then it'll happen!! Trust me!!

Was out last night taking pics of two fat munters that my mates shagged last week, when this woman grabbed my phone to have a look! I had a rite go at her, and told her to fook off (id been trying to get pics for ages)
Went over and apologised, and got talking, and she took my number! But if anyone asks you if you know me, im now 25 and live in the big posh houses!!

[Ollie]

It's because you live in the jungle mate, the Amazonian women would probably eat you alive.

[Mr Jungle]

Dont make me come on MSN and sort yo aSs !!!

What about that girlie you were tellin me about?

vanny

Well, i saw her in town on friday and she just ignored me Didnt say hello or anything so i decided she wasnt interested in me

Also i gave her mate my number, and she didnt txt. Didnt think it was worth going into maccys and asking her out

[Phil Si]

shouldnt this be in the technical forum?

[KitKat]

I never go out on the pull, if I do that nothing ever happens, it's when I go out on the lash and loose the ability to have rational conversation that things happen. Only trouble is then you have no idea what it was that you did that go results. And fortunately drunken kitkat has enough taste to avoid psycho repugnet fiendish girls from hell

[vanny magnet]

Right, steam into Maccies, go to the counter and call her over, flop out ure nob and say 'Hey baby, put those Big Mac's down and get onto somthing bigger'

[Ollie]

[sexy-aRSe]

He promised naked pic's

I demand to see em

[Mr Jungle]

Right, steam into Maccies, go to the counter and call her over, flop out ure nob and say 'Hey baby, put those Big Mac's down and get onto somthing bigger'

Errr, i dont think she will go for that somehow Vanny! She is a very classy girl, dont let her weekend job fool you. She is one of those posh college girls

[Simmo]

posh college girl = dirty little Bic™ with dirty little fantesies with a posh acent and rich parent who doesnt let it slip about her fetish for DVDA

(only gessing from experience)

[chimp2k2]

posh college girl = dirty little Bic™ with dirty little fantesies with a posh acent and rich parent who doesnt let it slip about her fetish for DVDA

(only gessing from experience)

lm­ao.

you know it's true though