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I cant stop farting

Postby Mr Jungle on Thu May 01, 2003 11:00 am

Since i been on a diet, eating fresh fruit instead of crap all ive done is fart every five seconds :o It's getting well embarresing infront of all the female students.

Parrrrp :oooh:
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Postby TJ on Thu May 01, 2003 11:14 am

Its due to the change of diet!

And we didnt need to know !
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Postby Magic Marshall on Thu May 01, 2003 11:15 am

Why grin and bare it when you can fart and share it !!!!!
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 01, 2003 11:16 am

Fart 4 ft.com
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Postby sexy-aRSe on Thu May 01, 2003 11:18 am

Thanx for sharing that with us :lol:
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 01, 2003 11:18 am

btw wot kinda farts u doin??

- silent but violent??
- loud and proud??
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Postby Mr Jungle on Thu May 01, 2003 11:20 am

Loud but proud chum. Sorry guys, but i wanted to share it with you :D
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 01, 2003 11:20 am

Wicked! thats koool loud and proud as usually fragrance-less. :D
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Postby Magic Marshall on Thu May 01, 2003 11:25 am

Go to the Chip Shop in Scarborough called "Dave's Chippy" you'll crap like never before I went out on a stag night on Saturday without going for a chipshop s**t and regretted it BIG style talk about ring of fire!!!
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Postby Mr Jungle on Thu May 01, 2003 12:02 pm

chumkila :Wicked! thats koool loud and proud as usually fragrance-less. :D


Theres no fragrance to them at all :bonkers:
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 01, 2003 12:19 pm

brill!! :D
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Postby Mr Jungle on Thu May 01, 2003 12:28 pm

Im just like me Hero, Van Damme!
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Postby Swanick on Thu May 01, 2003 5:36 pm

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Postby vannys burd on Thu May 01, 2003 6:01 pm

:lol:
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Postby Mr Jungle on Thu May 01, 2003 6:08 pm

:bonkers: :bonkers: :bonkers:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Thu May 01, 2003 6:33 pm

wow im gonna sleep so much better knowing that Mr Jungle cant stop farting :D
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Postby vanny magnet on Fri May 02, 2003 3:57 pm

Is the Jungle abit windy, are the leaves rustling in the wind :oooh:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Mr Jungle on Fri May 02, 2003 4:08 pm

I cant stop :oooh:
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Postby vanny magnet on Fri May 02, 2003 4:19 pm

Mr Jungle :I cant stop :oooh:


Stick a cork up ya aSs then !!

And if you need any help, PM chumkila

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Postby Mr Jungle on Fri May 02, 2003 4:22 pm

:oooh:

Its stopped now :D
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Postby vanny magnet on Fri May 02, 2003 4:24 pm

Mr Jungle ::oooh:

Its stopped now :D


Only cos i mentioned chumkila, ya aSs hole must have suddenly closed up :oooh:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Fri May 02, 2003 5:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

u never know....he might enjoy it!
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Postby Mr Jungle on Fri May 02, 2003 8:09 pm

Shocking behavior :lol:
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