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I found Summit In My Underpants

Postby vanny magnet on Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:54 pm

I dont know what it is, but every time i go for a wee, it keeps shouting at me

'Oi, can you give me directions to your bottom'

Im quite scared, ive never had anything like this before :cry:

Help MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :aaah:
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Postby Summer22 on Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:58 pm

:lol: :lol: Think ur beyond help ` :bonkers: :bonkers:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: i think Summer's right!
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Postby Brad on Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:59 pm

I'd rather watch you struggle with your inner issues.
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Postby Summer22 on Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:59 pm

~Vix~ ::lol: :lol: :lol: i think Summer's right!


U sound surprised :P
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Postby ~Vix~ on Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:01 pm

not really! :P
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Postby vannys burd on Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:12 pm

He is completely whacked!!!!!!!!!

He's crazy!!!!

Don't help him help me!!!

*Runs to summers open arms for protection from the mad man*
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Postby vanny magnet on Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:40 pm

Brad :I'd rather watch you struggle with your inner issues.


You wanna see my insides :aaah:

You wanna make me......................................... :oooh:

Ouch :idea:
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Postby Tom_S on Thu Apr 24, 2003 12:24 am

:lol:
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Postby dorno on Thu Apr 24, 2003 9:48 am

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Was it this summit? :-?
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Postby DaveZetec on Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:31 am

Well, Of it fits in ur pants and asks directions to ur bottom then its obviously a gay gerbil. no doubt about it.
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Postby Mr Jungle on Thu Apr 24, 2003 3:19 pm

It's no Gerbil :wink:
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Postby vanny magnet on Thu Apr 24, 2003 4:37 pm

Gay Gerbils only come this way of the world in Winter :rolleyes:

A summit is summit i say, you wanna make summit of it :lol:
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Postby Brad on Thu Apr 24, 2003 7:13 pm

Didnt you know that Southport was the gay gerbil capital of the winter world?
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Postby vannys burd on Thu Apr 24, 2003 7:15 pm

It's not! :x

I've never met a gay bloke in southport yet!

Would like to though!
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Postby Mr Jungle on Thu Apr 24, 2003 8:51 pm

Men have been known to put gerbils up there arses, i watched a Documentry on it once :o
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Postby Summer22 on Thu Apr 24, 2003 8:57 pm

Mr Jungle :Men have been known to put gerbils up there arses, i watched a Documentry on it once :o


yeah right, u took part in it :P :lol:
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Postby Mr Jungle on Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:04 am

Summer22 :
Mr Jungle :Men have been known to put gerbils up there arses, i watched a Documentry on it once :o


yeah right, u took part in it :P :lol:


What a witty reply :P
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Postby vanny magnet on Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:43 pm

vannys burd :It's not! :x

I've never met a gay bloke in southport yet!

Would like to though!


:aaah: :aaah: :aaah: :aaah: :aaah:

You effin aint !!!!!!

Hey Brad, did you find that out from experience :P :lol: :P :lol: :P
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Postby vannys burd on Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:54 pm

I've seen them but never met one!!

Actually tell a lie met a gay hairdresser and he was so sweet!

Kept checkin his hair and askin if it was ok!, his walk was classic :lol: :lol:
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Postby Mr Jungle on Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:11 pm

You sure that wasnt Swanick ? :o
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Postby dorno on Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:29 pm

vanny magnet :A summit is summit i say, you wanna make summit of it :lol:


There's summit in the way you say that which makes me want 2 summit all up by saying 'Summit'.
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