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by **Brammer** on Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:12 am

My missus called me a chive

i tried to argue (in the brackets) my point but she says your nearly 28 and:

1. you drive an rs turbo - (it's an 80's classic)
2. you listen to hard dance music (it's what i was brought up with)
3. your white trainers haven't got a speck of dirt on them and you cry if they do (their new)
4. you have both arms tattoo'd (i like it and you payed for them to be done)
5. you spit (only if i got a cold)
6. you swear more than twice in the average sentance ( :rolleyes:

fook off

)

Cheeky b!tch

by **Ollie** on Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:59 am

Reebok Classics? :lol:

Website · by **Ollybee** on Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:05 pm

by **MattPym** on Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:29 pm

Did you get your burberry interior yet???

by **MotorcyclesFish** on Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:01 pm

I read books (not fudgekin autobiographies), take a quiet pride in my appearance (moisturise, condition, exfoliate), discuss abstract concepts (even when sober), have a carefully chosen wardrobe, like eating dinner and doing things like going to look at museums and stuff. I go to the gym around 3 times a week on average. I use words that lifelong english speakers have never heard of and like to talk about social interactions when completely pissed.

It's all counting for naff all in the "do women appreciate this" stakes. Stick with your chavdom mate, wear it with pride.

Alternatively, PM me your missus' number.