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[BabyLea]

Takes a look into my deep purple wonderfully decorated red world.................

My friend has no where else to go so I invite her to stay with me.

She was only supposed to stay a few days but now days turns into weeks, weeks into months... even the neighbours think shes a permanent resident and have invited her to neighborhood watch on Sunday nights.

I wouldn't mind soooo much but she just sits around infront of my rectangle entertainment box, never cleans the gaf.... or herself for that matter!

I mean I have a hose pipe & We are never low on persil, there is no excuse!

She eats my yummy tum tum grub & invites other grosely body odoured primates over to feast in her jungle guest room.

Does anyone have a solution before I result in calling pest control?

[luca]

Send me a picture im happy to house a stray

Even if she is a doity gal

[James2k]

Febreze

then

Boot

[Ollybee]

I was in similar situation recently, I let mate come and stay for a few days while he sorted himself out and as you say, day turned into weeks and weeks into months.

It's not easy but you just have to bite the bullet and get them told. I suggest taking them to the pub and breaking the news. You've just got to say to them that it was never meant to be a permanent thing, you helped them out at the time and the time has come and gone for them to gone!

Failing that you could just start packing their stuff up and use the old "screw you" line..........

[285Andy]

phone dyna-rod!

[James2k]

Kim and Agy? they get most slobs to clean up there act...

[heeman10]

I shouldn't have dragged you back on this forum, you're just going to whore it for a few months then fack off again aren't you?


And where's my bloody toner?!

[Rawkus]

I'd take the following steps:

1) Change locks
2) Eviction ala Uncle Phil/Jazzy Jeff in Fresh Prince

Job jobbed!

[edders]

1.)Buy a rifle and scope
2.)give them a ten second head start