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If you're feeling a bit down...

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If you're feeling a bit down...

Postby Ollie on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:35 pm

... rest assured, someone else is having a worse time.

http://www.fmylife.com/

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML


Today, I was walking the beach and I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other I smiled and waved as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML


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Re: If you're feeling a bit down...

Postby JamieFRST on Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:10 pm

Always good if your having a bad day.



Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML


Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML


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Re: If you're feeling a bit down...

Postby trecoll on Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:50 pm

JamieFRST :
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML


OMG, F'ing Class!!
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Re: If you're feeling a bit down...

Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:44 am

That sites hilarious :lol:
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Re: If you're feeling a bit down...

Postby Hilton HS2 on Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:54 pm

Ive read some proper good ones over this month.
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Re: If you're feeling a bit down...

Postby Ruishy1 on Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:40 pm

the one with the sister is a fuckin' classic, im gonna remeber that for as long as i live :lol:
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Re: If you're feeling a bit down...

Postby Dave G fsi on Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:37 pm

:lol: :lol: Hilarious!
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Re: If you're feeling a bit down...

Postby 1098 on Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:10 pm

trecoll :
JamieFRST :
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML


OMG, F'ing Class!!


Shiittt haha. Is it real? That would make it even funnier.
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Re: If you're feeling a bit down...

Postby slaney21 on Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:42 pm

bloody ministry systems have it on the block list now :x

read some corkers on there before it got blocked. I think one was along the lines of some girl getting her back doors kicked in only for the bloke to call out her mums name or something :-?
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