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[Rhinopower]

.. would you do an 84 year old??

-nomad- says he would to me and clark, dirty pervert!

[Philie*RST]

eeeee haha dirty f**k lol

[Sphinx]

If I was single and 94 then yeah

[luca]

Awesome highly recommended single or in a relationship share in the fun..

nothing like a Gilf

MMMMMM just think of those Gums

[Philie*RST]

Awesome highly recommended single or in a relationship share in the fun..

nothing like a Gilf

MMMMMM just think of those Gums

better sucktion with out teeth? haha

[Ollybee]

[Philie*RST]

haha thats sick that from your personal collection?lol

[Ollybee]

Censored for our younger viewers.

[JayC]

in the dark think of the sloshy noises

[heeman10]

I spoke to Dave just today, and he sounded different. Now I know why.



He has stepped into a new realm of Wrong.

[~nomad~]

nutsack. What I said was if I was single and the oppotunity arised I prob would just to say I had, for a bit of a laugh. Not my fault if the boys were too pussy to admit they would to.

[~nomad~]

also I bet S1 agrees with me.

[MotorcyclesFish]

also I bet S1 agrees with me.

A bold statement, although probably correct. Mind you he's upped his standards these days, his other half drove over to his house to bring him dinner the other day (which, I feel I ought to add, she did NOT offer me any of).

[~S1~]

his other half drove over to his house to bring him dinner the other day (which, I feel I ought to add, she did NOT offer me any of).

That's cos you left without saying goodbye, she assumed you were staying for grub.

also I bet S1 agrees with me.

And no, I dont agree with Dave, I've never nobbed anyone older than myself and I dont intend to start now, let alone a granny...

[Turboboy67]

I've never nobbed anyone older than myself and I dont intend to start now

Phew, I'm safe then

Cheers

[M1K3Y_B]

Why would you wanted to shag an 84 year old, just think of all the wrinkle

[Ollybee]

I've never nobbed anyone older than myself and I dont intend to start now

Phew, I'm safe then

Cheers

[~S1~]

I've never nobbed anyone older than myself and I dont intend to start now

Phew, I'm safe then

Cheers

Dont flatter yerself darlin', you aint my type tbh. I prefer more hirsuit types, like Brian, or Dave. Tbh.

[Ollie]

As a long term single person I can happily say no, I wouldn't, that's just wrong... like Dave.

[~nomad~]

So noone would do it? Not even for a laugh? Think of the joy you could bring to a old lady, you are all very selfish.

[Ollybee]

You never know, you might like it.

not that I subscribe to those views!

[grandmasterbt]

ewww not ta.
thats just wrong old people shouldnt be having sex!

[~S1~]

ewww not ta.
thats just wrong old people shouldnt be having sex!

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Tell that to Turboboy!

[luca]

Just had to report back to you all….

Last night as I stood in the Q at Asda I noticed just behind me the voices of two elderly people.

I turned round and to my horror the the old boy was reaching for he shelf and selecting an item
In which I feel most un-suitable..

He reached for a tube of a lube and a vibrating 'conquering device' ring….

I thought as first what the hell that’s vile… then on second thoughts why the hell
Do Asda sell that kind of thing….

Explain that to the kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ollybee]

then on second thoughts why the hell
Do Asda sell that kind of thing….

nutsack!! We have a Tesco in Ilkley.

[~nomad~]

'conquering device' rings in Asda? Wrongness! Perhaps it was a gift for his grandson? Good luck to em, I fully intend to still be banging in my 80s

[MotorcyclesFish]

f**k.

I did myself out of a pie? f**k. f**k. f**k.


I need to pick up that MAF, door and ashtray from you mate - get some grub organised.




TO BE HONEST

[TIL13R]

ewww not ta.
thats just wrong old people shouldnt be having sex!

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Tell that to Turboboy!

[Ollybee]

[jayrs]

this is wrong, i just couldnt do it, well, theres a price on everything i guess

[JayC]

if the meats cooked... eat it?

[~Vix~]

some of you guys are jusy so so wrong in the head

[jayrs]

money talks though vix, i bet for the right price you would shag a oldun

[~Vix~]

never

[James2k]

Heeman surely you would rather do an old woman than sheep all the time?

Vix everyone is slightly wrong in the head... There must be something your keeping back?