Im not one for piss taking but...................

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Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby Ratspeed on Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:47 pm

This made me piss from the egsaust to the damp valve!

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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby Dave G fsi on Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:54 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ruishy1 on Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:57 pm

macks me wont to bye him a dickshunary :lol:
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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby Shannon on Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:19 pm

My head hurts :-?
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Postby xr2i_babe on Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:26 am

hes ruined a nice 3door version too.
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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby fiend on Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:02 am

Maybe he is trying to say there is an egg in the exhaust?

What the hell is a "ROLLOVER STRUCK BUR"?

"SET OF 3 TURBO" It's got 3 turbos?

The airfilter on the bonnet looks like a rocket launcher or machine gun.

Why fit an air scoop too when you have working electric windows? Although I don't think its been fitted properly.
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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby M1K3Y_B on Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:28 am

Whats with the Air Filter on the bonnet?

I know people want cool air getting to the filter but that takes the piss :lol:
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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby FRST SILVER on Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:48 am

what a gammon slipper
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Postby - Danny Boy - on Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:07 pm

He ruined that :(
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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby Ollie on Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:51 pm

ELECTRIC SUPERCHARGER £280.

Aside from them being s**t anyway, surely that's just going to inhibit the turbo!? :rolleyes:


Got a damp valve too apparently... He should get some cream for that. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby JamieFRST on Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:38 pm

Can I get a REEMAP :lol:
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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby Ruishy1 on Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:42 pm

JamieFRST :Can I get a REEMAP :lol:

you sound like craig david,
" can i get a reeewind !" :lol:
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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby - Danny Boy - on Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:39 pm

LOL he blatantly made half them prices up, even the fitting cost
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Postby Andyfloss03 on Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:20 pm

cant believe its a 3 type R....destroyed
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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:10 pm

What happens the the air fiter when the bonnet goes up?

Seeing as the other end of the hose is connected to the car, surely he can't have the pipe just hanging in the engine somewhere? :-?
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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby Dave G fsi on Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:32 pm

Its probably all just fake! :lol:
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Postby A_z_z_a on Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:29 pm

Well, i have never seen a car looking like that before :o
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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby woody23 on Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:02 pm

4 CALIPER BREAK SYSTEM :-? :-?

with disks all round,i would of thaught this a standard fitment???

my little 1.3 fezzer must come with a 2 caliper break system then!
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Re: Im not one for piss taking but...................

Postby stevo™ on Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:16 am

Andyfloss03 :cant believe its a 3 type R....destroyed

you say ruined but its not really it could easily be saved and its not at a bad price
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