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If you are soon to be travelling in Germany, it might be a good idea to learn off a few useful phrases just in case you need an automobile repair while you are over there.


INDICATORS - Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken ( or Die Onnenoffen Tickentocken )

SPEEDOMETER - Der Egobooster

PUNCTURE - Die Phlatte mit Bludyfukken

LEARNER - Die Twaten mit Elplatt

ESTATE CAR - Die Bagsromm fur Kinderinauto

WINDSCREEN WIPER - Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden

FOOTBRAKE- Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik

BREATHALYSER - Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen

SEATBELT - Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper

HEADLIGHTS - Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud

FOG WARNING - Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit

HIGHWAY CODE - Der Wipen fur Arsen

TYRES - Phlattfarts

TRAFFIC JAM - Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten

BACKFIRE - Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fukkenjumpen

JUGGERNAUT - Der Fukkengret trucken

ACCIDENT - Der Bleedinmess

NEAR ACCIDENT - Der Fukken neer schittenselfen

CYCLIST - Pedalpushen pilloken

REAR VIEW MIRROR - Der Yokhunter TooKlosen

[James_16v]

lmfao

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Ich habe phlattfarts.

[JamieFRST]

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One thing missing - motorway services - der blooden haumuchen phucken rippoffen baxtered conartisten bolloks.

[Andy Si]

BACKFIRE - Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fukkenjumpen

lma0

[Tom_S]

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One thing missing - motorway services - der blooden haumuchen phucken rippoffen baxtered conartisten bolloks.

he speaks the truth. i work in a motorway services and every Sunday have to charge people 59p for a packet of crisps and £3.50 for a packet of crisps

they say the official excuse when people ask is that they have greater overheads because they have to be open 24 hours a day. *cough*.