IT People
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IT People
One of Microsoft's finest technicians was drafted and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets.
He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets.
He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
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love it mate
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I spy an apple
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andymac :M1K3Y_B :I spy an apple
I spy an apple and a typo.
You know, I never spotted that until now
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andymac :M1K3Y_B :I spy an apple
I spy an apple and a typo.
Where the typo?
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M1K3Y_B :Where the typo?
There's an "'s" missing from the previous line and I'm pretty sure the last word in the title of the presentation should be "Graduates".
Nothing to see here...
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I see what you mean
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andymac :M1K3Y_B :Where the typo?
There's an "'s" missing from the previous line and I'm pretty sure the last word in the title of the presentation should be "Graduates".
Bizzarely that's actually what the presentation was meant to be called... The event was in Belgium so maybe that's why.
I highly doubt he's actually running OSX on that Apple.
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Ollie :Bizzarely that's actually what the presentation was meant to be called... The event was in Belgium so maybe that's why.
Oddly, I thought it must in America, given their tendency to Americanize (sic) everything...
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