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Postby Ollie on Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:03 pm

One of Microsoft's finest technicians was drafted and sent to boot camp.

At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets.

He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.

He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
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Re: IT People

Postby M1K3Y_B on Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:29 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: IT People

Postby dontpannic on Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:48 pm

lol! Nice one! :lol:
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Re: IT People

Postby - Danny Boy - on Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:01 pm

:lol: brilliant
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Re: IT People

Postby Kittie on Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:02 pm

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Re: IT People

Postby JamieFRST on Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:27 pm

Very good :lol: :lol:
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Re: IT People

Postby Ruishy1 on Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:24 am

love it mate :D
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Re: IT People

Postby jayrs on Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: IT People

Postby andymac on Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:25 pm

I see you've dealt with MS tech support too...
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Re: IT People

Postby Kittie on Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:40 pm

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Re: IT People

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:58 pm

I spy an apple :P

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Re: IT People

Postby MENACE on Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:23 pm

quality and true :lol: :lol:
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Re: IT People

Postby andymac on Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:27 pm

M1K3Y_B :I spy an apple :P

:lol: :lol:


I spy an apple and a typo.
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Re: IT People

Postby dontpannic on Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:39 pm

andymac :
M1K3Y_B :I spy an apple :P

:lol: :lol:


I spy an apple and a typo.


You know, I never spotted that until now :D :lol:
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Re: IT People

Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:53 am

andymac :
M1K3Y_B :I spy an apple :P

:lol: :lol:


I spy an apple and a typo.


Where the typo? :bonkers:
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Re: IT People

Postby andymac on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:33 pm

M1K3Y_B :Where the typo? :bonkers:


There's an "'s" missing from the previous line and I'm pretty sure the last word in the title of the presentation should be "Graduates".
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Re: IT People

Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:43 pm

I see what you mean :lol:
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Re: IT People

Postby Ollie on Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:30 pm

andymac :
M1K3Y_B :Where the typo? :bonkers:


There's an "'s" missing from the previous line and I'm pretty sure the last word in the title of the presentation should be "Graduates".


Bizzarely that's actually what the presentation was meant to be called... The event was in Belgium so maybe that's why. :-?

I highly doubt he's actually running OSX on that Apple. :P :lol:
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Re: IT People

Postby andymac on Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:51 pm

Ollie :Bizzarely that's actually what the presentation was meant to be called... The event was in Belgium so maybe that's why. :-?


Oddly, I thought it must in America, given their tendency to Americanize (sic) everything...
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