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Postby Andyfloss03 on Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:24 pm

Basically what do you do...or what are you supposed to do should i say :D
Who do you work for?

i work for
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Process engineer in manufacturing

supposedly although i call it sitting at a desk all day doin SFA
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Postby Ollybee on Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:55 pm

I work in an oil analysis laboratory as an Interpreter. Which means I interpret the raw data from the laboratory and write reports based on the results to present to the customer. Extremely boring and they're not paying me anywhere near enough money hence why I'm looking for a new job.

I actually qualified as an Electrical Engineer, so relevant! :lol:
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Postby xrsi on Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:57 pm

i was up untill today working for Ifor Williams trailers ltd as a production planner/office admin.

As of a week on mon i will be working for SI-UK as a production controler making air con plastics etc for the like of land rover, toyota etc to be distributed through denso.
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Postby Philie*RST on Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:12 pm

i work for the goverment, looking for a new job though :lol:

i lost my job at COMET returns :cry: so im now searching for a new one anyone taking on? :-?
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Postby filtra on Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:33 pm

Final year of study but the company I worked for my placement was Baily Garner working as an assistant quantity surveyor/employers agent.
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Postby XRMike on Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:17 pm

Yard operative for Copart (Salvage car auction). I drive a Tractor that has a unique spec-frame attached. I can lift and tow any salvage-able vehicle providing it has wheels. :)
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Postby Tweek on Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:21 pm

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Postby Mikee_RS on Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:21 pm

Vehicle Paint Sprayer :D
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Postby heeman10 on Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:18 pm

Rolling road operator, engine mapper, tool breaker, floor sweeper...take your pick! :D

Some interesting jobs here, funny how we all talk to each other for YEARS and don't always know what some people do!
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Postby Tanya on Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:54 pm

Sales Rep/Customer Services, for a sofa company called Lebus Upholstery, I sit looking at the stinky steelworks all day :lol: :lol:
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Postby 285Andy on Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:11 pm

the title i gave myself is classic car restorer :D i work for myself and own half a small classic car restoration company and have done for 11 years restoring classic Aston Martins and MG cars. with the odd Ford thrown in for good measure of course :lol:

no way could i see myself working for anyone else now after this long! im to much of a slacker. and thats my second title :lol: :lol:
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Postby heeman10 on Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:39 pm

See, I had no idea about that Andy, after all these years. That sounds great :)
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Postby Captain Tightpants on Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:30 am

Tool repairer and floor messer upper!

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Postby heeman10 on Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:14 am

Scort :Tool repairer and floor messer upper!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ~S1~ on Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:42 am

285Andy :the title i gave myself is classic car restorer :D i work for myself and own half a small classic car restoration company and have done for 11 years restoring classic Aston Martins and MG cars. with the odd Ford thrown in for good measure of course :lol:

no way could i see myself working for anyone else now after this long! im to much of a slacker. and thats my second title :lol: :lol:


Very nice! Im actually a qualified Classic Vehicle Restorer but work in I.T. Looking for a new career tho cos I'm getting very bored right now :(
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Postby MotorcyclesFish on Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:03 pm

Purchasing Engineer atm. Was Sales/Applications Engineer and before that it was Fitter (odd given I can't pull).

Considering a change to "Farrier" though. :)
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Postby andymac on Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:25 pm

For Ollybee...

Officially I'm an IT manager.

In reality I'm an ITC co-ordinator & trainer - which is a lot more involved and you get shorter lunches. I supervise a four strong staff of IT & communications engineers who maintain the network and comms of a company who currently have offices in and around the Sheffield area. This year is going to be a bigggie, having recovered from the total loss of our main computing centre and our largest office following heavy flooding last year. We will be looking to take on more IT staff this year as I'm moving into a more managerial / hands-off role where I'll be able to provide information resources and develop systems for data minign to help keep our management staff happy. I'll still be providing and organising training for staff - their lack of IT knowledge is, at times, quite frightening (The sort of people who have to ask WHY you can't put a solid steel knife in a hot toaster...).

As a sideline I write embedded applications and systems, principally for use in signal / data conversion and control /security. This is a lot more interesting than it sounds and I've been to some very strange places as a result. :oooh:
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Postby xrsi on Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:57 pm

andymac : (The sort of people who have to ask WHY you can't put a solid steel knife in a hot toaster...).



YOU MEAN YOU CANT PUT A SOLID STEEL KNIFE IN A TOASTER!!! :oooh: oops! :lol:
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Postby Tweek on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:14 am

xrsi :
andymac : (The sort of people who have to ask WHY you can't put a solid steel knife in a hot toaster...).



YOU MEAN YOU CANT PUT A SOLID STEEL KNIFE IN A TOASTER!!! :oooh: oops! :lol:
I did that when I was little so I know why :oops: :lol:
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Postby Mikee_RS on Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:39 pm

Tweek :
xrsi :
andymac : (The sort of people who have to ask WHY you can't put a solid steel knife in a hot toaster...).



YOU MEAN YOU CANT PUT A SOLID STEEL KNIFE IN A TOASTER!!! :oooh: oops! :lol:
I did that when I was little so I know why :oops: :lol:


me too :rolleyes:
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Postby DaveMCMkIII on Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:18 pm

Strength and conditioning coach - Moseley Rugby Football Club
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Postby heeman10 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:48 pm

DaveMCMkIII :Strength and conditioning coach - Moseley Rugby Football Club

Didn't know that. That explains a lot :)
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Postby G4V on Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:47 pm

is that basically a personal trainer for the rugby team, working in the gym everyday?
if it is what a great job :devil:
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Postby JamieFRST on Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:04 pm

Technical Support Analyst working for Local Government, we only have a small team so end up doing everything from net comms, helpdesk to application support. Its a varied job so never really get bored, we also have a good Head of ICT that makes sure we get a decent budget so always have new things to play with. Its fun when we have telesales phone up and we can just say already got that thanks :lol:
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Postby DaveMCMkIII on Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:16 pm

My role is different to a personal trainer, a conditioning coach who works in sports performance has to apply scientific principles into sport performance. For example, we have to consider how training and other factors can improve sport performance and not just improve something like body mass, body fat, muscle mass etc. For example, increasing muscle mass via a typical weight training programe a personal trainer would give someone, could in faxt inhibit sport performance in many sports as this extra mass may not actually increase strength when considering the extra weight you put on. Therefore this could make an athete slower and less agile. Also unlike a personal trainer a sports conditioning coach today requires a minimum of a undergraduate degree, strength a conditioning accreditation to work with eathletes and lots and lots of experience of working alongside and coaching athletes. Hence my bachelors degree and masters degree in sport science and exercise physiology, strength and cnditioning accreditation and all my voluntary work to increase my experience. It is a great job, however I dont get paid an penny as its purely voluntary while I wait for a full time paid job which are generally not advertised and very rare.
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Postby Swanick on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:32 pm

i dont know what my title is :-? i do BT duct work around slough and im the only person at this company who isnt a scouser :lol:
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Postby Ollybee on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:36 pm

Swanick :im the only person at this company who isnt a scouser


You must always be losing your tools!
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Postby Andyfloss03 on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:59 pm

:lol: ^^
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Postby James2k on Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:55 pm

ICT Technician

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Postby MENACE on Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:11 pm

i am a coach builder/sprayer i repair accident damaged buses and do conversions and any bodywork also respray buses.i have my own workshop after work to do work on cars and modify them.... :D :D
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Postby Teario on Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:34 pm

"Programmer" is my official, imaginitive title. I work for a company in Sheffield programming games for mobile phones.
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Postby JamieFRST on Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:13 pm

Swanick :i dont know what my title is :-? i do BT duct work around slough and im the only person at this company who isnt a scouser :lol:



Wow thats a random return to the forums :oooh:
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Postby Swanick on Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:33 pm

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Postby Jay on Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:59 am

Sales Support Manager for Argos :)
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Postby Philie*RST on Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:39 pm

im now a Thermal Spray Production Support Engineer :D work for GreenHey engineering applying Thermal spray to areospace parts :)
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