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Postby fezzRS on Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:37 pm

John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called Other Footballers' Wives.

*John Terry has announced he's lost his England captain's armband. Fabio Capello told him to ask Wayne Bridge to check under the bed

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Postby FRST SILVER on Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:08 pm

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Postby JamieFRST on Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:43 am

Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding, he said: "l've just heard JT is parked outside my house!"

What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton.

John Terry is to release a charity single - it's a version of The Cars' My Best Friend's Girl.

His follow-up will be Under The Bridge.
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